A list of puns related to "Stanford University"
Jack was amazing at every subject, English, maths, science, history, you name it, he aced it.
He never made a mark below 100, he was valedictorian and spoke in front of the whole school during graduation.
He got countless requests from top-line universities. Such as Harvard, Stanford and Oxford to name a few.
I hadn't seen Jack in a couple years since. When me and my family went to the marine park, we saw Jack working there!
I go "Jack! You had a whole future, career in front of you! You could've cured cancer and many other diseases. You basically threw away your purpose that was put in front of your eyes and face!"
Jack goes, "I don't know, seems like I'm feeding a pretty good porpoise."
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