Academia Puns

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

I can’t even point Academia on a map.

In a text:

>me: Dad can I study abroad this summer?

>Dad: Who is she? LOL

An Academia nut cookie.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

...Academia nut

I was talking with my mother about a crazy woman she worked for while she was an undergrad, and we got on the subject of how a lot of people in the academic world have strange personalities. She said something about how academia is different than other parts of life when I paused for a second and said "Well, mom, there are a lot of nuts in macadamia."

^(I know it doesn't make sense if you think about it, just turn off your brains for a minute please.)

Not a dad yet, but I aspire to walk among the best.

^^^EDIT: ^^^Formatting.

Academia Nuts