What do you call a Cruise liner full of academics?

A Scholarship.

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A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..

I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actuaryvsp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My academic advisor keeps encouraging me to drop out.

Thanks to him, I’m soon graduating from the Sky Diving school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call an academic trucker?

A roads scholar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vacantstare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My pet eagle is proficient in sports, music, academics and work

You could say that he's a Talon-ted bird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan_the_raging99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What did the sarcastic academic say when asked if he could name a single German philosopher?

β€œNo I Kant”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What kind of disease do academics in the 1850s get?

Scholera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadMech9255
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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In what academic subject are the Zerg most accomplished?

LINGuistics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Academic success is only important to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daftpunk107
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Pun request! (Punmergency? No...)

Hey all! Sorry if this is against the rules somehow, but I am looking for some pun assistance. I'm a teacher and am setting my room up with a jungle theme. I want to decorate the door to my classroom to say "Welcome to the Third Grade Jungle..."We've got ...." with some kind of academic spin on "fun and games." Either fun or games can stay in the pun, but I figured I couldn't just straight up quote G&R without making it school related too. I'm usually pretty good at puns (post title nonwithstanding) but am coming up empty. Thanks so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllieBallie22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Crazy people.

I was talking with my mother about a crazy woman she worked for while she was an undergrad, and we got on the subject of how a lot of people in the academic world have strange personalities. She said something about how academia is different than other parts of life when I paused for a second and said "Well, mom, there are a lot of nuts in macadamia."

^(I know it doesn't make sense if you think about it, just turn off your brains for a minute please.)

Not a dad yet, but I aspire to walk among the best.

^^^EDIT: ^^^Formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skylarity
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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Teacher dadjoked me twice in two days.

It was our last day in school. They were giving out trophies for the best academic achievements in certain subjects. The Maths award came up and he asked me

Teacher: What subject was that again?

Me: Maths, Why?

Teacher: Umm, it just doesnt add up

Facepalm ensues.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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