Unfortunately, I had to drop out. I just didn't have the patients.
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
“Bison”
Do they become Smarties.
…is known as a baka-laureate.
/Oh I'm such a weeb
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
It's not easy getting 360 degrees!
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
Yes, they Dis-Banded.
because it didnt hold water
in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude
First it was the Freshman-15, then the Covid-19.
It's baffling.
Dear Dad,
University i$ really great.
I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, your $usie.
I immediately replied back…
Dear Susie,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
It’s textbook Economics.
They called me Soccertes.
God knows why I would make a choice like that...
Sore bone
Those were the darkest days of my life.
They decided to round up to a Towsend.
At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.
He was a C student at best.
A hannibal lecture.
I got a third degree. It was a real blast too.
Richard Deferred.
"Have you ever thought about sex ed?" he asked.
"Who hasn't?" I replied. "And my name isn't Ed."
He was the Chosun One
I'm running a booth at an orientation fair at a major university in the south. New out of state student and his dad come up and introduce themselves.
Me: "So, how did you end up in the south?"
Dad: "We drove."
Me: "No, I mean what brought you down here?"
Straight-faced dad: "The car."
That's how I got my first degree... burns
He’s very passionate about current events.
in math we could not afford real numbers, so we had to use imaginary numbers.
One day, someone asked him where the medical building was, Fred replied, "it's over there and to the left. I do research on the brain in there."
Fred is an expert on the hippocampus.
I have a Bee Tech degree.
I told him he should go to a corner so he can get 90 degrees instead!
A pedegree.
He’s a well read-neck.
I even got a pee HD.
The HippoCampus!
Dad: I got an A on my essay!
Me: That's really good dad
Dad: Yea it's a good start, but what other letters should I use?
Dear dad,
University i$ really great.
I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, your $usie.
I immediately replied back…
Dear Susie,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
dad
Dear dad,
University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, your $usie
I immediately replied back…
Dear Susie,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, dad
It’s textbook economics.
