5 Hilarious Varsity Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A knife tried out for Varsity football

He didn't make the cut.

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👤︎ u/FrenchAnnoyinBitch

📅︎ Dec 05 2018

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University Varsity Basketball match

https://twitter.com/Warwick_Varsity/status/703329126497832960

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👤︎ u/werdnasemloh

📅︎ Feb 26 2016

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I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.

I’m not afraid to brave the elements.

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👤︎ u/Durty_Rick_Sanchez

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns

So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!

1: Amateur
2: Junior Varsity
3: Varsity
4: Park Captain
5: Professional Player
6: Park All-star
7: Olympian Dog

Thanks! :)

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👤︎ u/Sherlocked_

📅︎ Aug 19 2016

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My dad on high school sports

Me: Wow, I didn't know Mom played varsity basketball!
Dad: I played varsity football when I was in high school
Me: Really?
Dad: Yeah, I played Left Out
Me: ಠ_ಠ

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👤︎ u/xTommyx

📅︎ Dec 08 2013

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