One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
"There is no 'I' in TEAM", my boss said.
"No, but there is a 'ME', I replied."
Anyway, I need a new job.
Why should china have a base ball team?
Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.
My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...
That took a lot of balls.
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
We have a girl named Zara on our team...
What do you call a cop basketball team?
Physicians work alone, or in mid-sized teams
because two of them together would be a paradox.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
The funniest guy on the football team
Why did the doctor make the team?
Because she made the cut.
You know I was on a eSports team for farming simulator 2019 once. That’s why I hate FPS games.
COVID-19 Trivia Team Name
Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves “COVID-19”
Anyone got any ideas?
My company has a team of 5 people to tell someone they've been terminated...
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
I was going to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
What do you call Samsung’s security team?
Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?
They were the wurst people.
I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...
I am now a counter-terrorism officer.
President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team
He’s the Sturgeon General
In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!
We will be known as the rapid respuns
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
I love my local team so much I hang from the ceiling and spin around.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
A team of Jewish hackers stole my information and posted it online
Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?
They didnt Nguyen a single game
What do you call a knife that joins the track team?
Why did Cinderella get cut From the softball team?
She kept running away from the ball.
An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?
Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!
Why was the Star Wars baseball team so bad?
Because they were all Wookies.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
My sister and i were discussing team trees and
Dad, who’s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?
If a Minnesota NBA player transfered to the Minnesota NHL team
would he become a Timberwolf in the Wild?
If Pretoria had a football team
Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops
Because there's a Colt snap!
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
The audition team told me to break a leg
I guess they really wanted me to be in the cast
Just like team,
There is no “I” in Communism.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What do you call a swat team of alligators going to a suspect's house?
A swat team barges through the front door of a church
The priest says “I can’t remember the last time a bunch of men came in here that intensely.... or can I?”
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Reviewing a play in baseball is coordinated with a team of umpires in New York who help them make the decision.
They do it from the Umpire State building.
Why are succulents less selfish when in teams?
Because it's Cactus not cacti
Do you reckon London Wasps have a bee team?
There's no I in team ...
But there are two in schizophrenia
Who on the evening news team would a cannibal most like to eat?
I want to start a championship winning hide-and-seek team...
... But good players are hard to find.
Do you know why South Dakota has the best track teams?
I met a guy who sold shoe parts; I asked if he had a big team.
"No" he replied, "I'm a sole trader".
My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it.
So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit
I'm dating a girl who's on the cross-country team, but something doesn't seem right...
I think she's been running around...
A husband and wife architect team were planning their next project . . .
The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”
Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?
Just got the results of my assessment to be part of the air display team
I passed with flying colours
I had a really good fantasy football team.
The basketball team came out today
A Catholic High School had a legendary American football team. Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily…
Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline
... keep reading on reddit ➡
Why don't you undress near Team Rocket?
They might take a peek at chu
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
Doing some team bonding today!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Did you hear that Superman and Batman are splitting off to form their own team?
They’re calling themselves the Just Us League.
I wanted to join a football team. They said they had to test a single body part if it was ticklish
I was going to join the debating team but...
One of my friends talked me out of it
A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
What’s the Colonel’s favorite soccer team?
I once dated a girl who was on the Olympic luge team.
Things started off well but spiraled downhill very quickly after that.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldn’t the entire visiting team be disqualified?
Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.
Me: Sure coach. Information about what?
Coach: You’re cut.
Father: So does your boyfriend have a job? Daughter: Yea, he plays in the local sports team
I heard the Kool Aid Man got drafted onto an MLB team...
The underwater vehicle team turned in a good proposal to NOAA...
The sub-mission submission was excellent!
Why is Seattle mad that they lost their NBA team?
OKC may have stolen the Thunder, but Seattle's still got the Storm.
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
Why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarter back.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
The liquor store has a baseball team
They're not the best, but they'll definitely give you a rum for your money
You know why South Dakota has the best track teams?