Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
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︎ May 30 2021
When I was working at McDonaldโs I had to wait on an NBA team.
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︎ May 12 2021
They have put together their own Mircosoft Teams
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︎ May 04 2021
Thanks, localization team
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Ever since my grandpa joined that bobsledding team
Heโs been going downhill really fast
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︎ May 25 2021
I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
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︎ May 02 2021
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Anton LaVey tried to sign with a NBA team
But he was told he doesn't have a shot in hell.
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︎ May 17 2021
I was going to join the debating team
but somebody talked me out of it.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team
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︎ Mar 19 2021
After my sonโs team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What did the SWAT team say to the running water?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?
They couldn't pull it together.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.
They always have a point.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?
He had a rooting interest.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldnโt tell you.
But I always Remember the Titans.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, Iโll say, โitโs not the Heat. Itโs the Humidity.โ
(Credit to Brian Regan)
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︎ Oct 04 2020
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
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︎ Aug 13 2020
There is a guy named Meet in my team.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
COVID-19 Trivia Team Name
Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves โCOVID-19โ
Anyone got any ideas?
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I was going to join the debating team at University...
But I was talked out of it.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Why has Cinderella been cut from every team she tried out for?
She kept running away from the ball.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running from the ball.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
After my sonโs team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
After my sonโs team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
After my sonโs team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
After my sonโs team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
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︎ May 01 2019
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