One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benabramowitz18
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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"There is no 'I' in TEAM", my boss said.

"No, but there is a 'ME', I replied."

Anyway, I need a new job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Why should china have a base ball team?

Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Ayush_Kumar_
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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We have a girl named Zara on our team...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkat_narwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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What do you call a cop basketball team?

Dunkin Donuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmDieLess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Physicians work alone, or in mid-sized teams

because two of them together would be a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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The funniest guy on the football team

The punter..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Free-Author
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Why did the doctor make the team?

Because she made the cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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You know I was on a eSports team for farming simulator 2019 once. That’s why I hate FPS games.

I’m always feeding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntiGrumpyKat
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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COVID-19 Trivia Team Name

Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves β€œCOVID-19”

Anyone got any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cdogbd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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My company has a team of 5 people to tell someone they've been terminated...

It's the firing squad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...

He was a one-hint wonder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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I was going to join the debating team.

But somebody talked me out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What do you call Samsung’s security team?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sportznut1000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?

They were the wurst people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crasty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...

I am now a counter-terrorism officer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E420CDI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team

He’s the Sturgeon General

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!

We will be known as the rapid respuns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/van_-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?

It was a ball hogger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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I love my local team so much I hang from the ceiling and spin around.

I'm a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.

It was the father, son, and the goalie host.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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A team of Jewish hackers stole my information and posted it online

I was Orthodoxed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coluber_kid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?

They didnt Nguyen a single game

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What do you call a knife that joins the track team?

Blade Runner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Why did Cinderella get cut From the softball team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?

Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
🚨︎ report
Why was the Star Wars baseball team so bad?

Because they were all Wookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craigilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?

The Green Bay Picards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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My sister and i were discussing team trees and
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Dad, who’s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?

Father: the Knicks, son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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If a Minnesota NBA player transfered to the Minnesota NHL team

would he become a Timberwolf in the Wild?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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If Pretoria had a football team
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zrussell197
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.

They called me Soccertes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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The audition team told me to break a leg

I guess they really wanted me to be in the cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkcorinth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Just like team,

There is no β€œI” in Communism.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What must the Oregon football team do before each play?

Get all of their ducks in a row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah_Kay615
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call a swat team of alligators going to a suspect's house?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetle420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A swat team barges through the front door of a church

The priest says β€œI can’t remember the last time a bunch of men came in here that intensely.... or can I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WonDante
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?

The idea had its pros and cons.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Reviewing a play in baseball is coordinated with a team of umpires in New York who help them make the decision.

They do it from the Umpire State building.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why are succulents less selfish when in teams?

Because it's Cactus not cacti

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Do you reckon London Wasps have a bee team?
πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danflan89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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There's no I in team ...

But there are two in schizophrenia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ousscar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Who on the evening news team would a cannibal most like to eat?

The meatier-ologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Borwalg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I want to start a championship winning hide-and-seek team...

... But good players are hard to find.

πŸ‘︎ 64
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Do you know why South Dakota has the best track teams?

They Rushmore

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d8spereaux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I met a guy who sold shoe parts; I asked if he had a big team.

"No" he replied, "I'm a sole trader".

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KikkoAndMoonman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels

I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!

Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts

They have a lot of spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I'm dating a girl who's on the cross-country team, but something doesn't seem right...

I think she's been running around...

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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A husband and wife architect team were planning their next project . . .

The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said β€œWhy cantilever?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?

He's the pitcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Just got the results of my assessment to be part of the air display team

I passed with flying colours

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I had a really good fantasy football team.

Then, My Luck ran out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigger3370
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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The basketball team came out today

Good for them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emprkp1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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A Catholic High School had a legendary American football team. Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily…

Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.

Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.

One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.

As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.

The next day, the headline

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Why don't you undress near Team Rocket?

They might take a peek at chu

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffene_migraines
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Which is the coolest football team in Italy?

AC Milan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Doing some team bonding today!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeMaly
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Did you hear that Superman and Batman are splitting off to form their own team?

They’re calling themselves the Just Us League.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlnkoly111
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I wanted to join a football team. They said they had to test a single body part if it was ticklish

It was the testicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extra_Rias
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I was going to join the debating team but...

One of my friends talked me out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomo147
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What’s the Colonel’s favorite soccer team?

KFC

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksilog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I once dated a girl who was on the Olympic luge team.

Things started off well but spiraled downhill very quickly after that.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What’s a Movers favorite football team?

The Packers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunPieSunPie
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldn’t the entire visiting team be disqualified?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelnpdx
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.

Me: Sure coach. Information about what?

Coach: You’re cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Father: So does your boyfriend have a job? Daughter: Yea, he plays in the local sports team

Father: He's a keeper

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I heard the Kool Aid Man got drafted onto an MLB team...

He's quite the Pitcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpg11
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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The underwater vehicle team turned in a good proposal to NOAA...

The sub-mission submission was excellent!

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Why is Seattle mad that they lost their NBA team?

OKC may have stolen the Thunder, but Seattle's still got the Storm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sedatedxsecure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Why did the football team go to the bank?

To get their quarter back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveStranger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AD-Phunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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The liquor store has a baseball team

They're not the best, but they'll definitely give you a rum for your money

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geropy86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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You know why South Dakota has the best track teams?

They Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d8spereaux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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