Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
When I was working at McDonald’s I had to wait on an NBA team.
They have put together their own Mircosoft Teams
Thanks, localization team
Ever since my grandpa joined that bobsledding team
He’s been going downhill really fast
I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball
Anton LaVey tried to sign with a NBA team
But he was told he doesn't have a shot in hell.
I was going to join the debating team
but somebody talked me out of it.
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
What did the SWAT team say to the running water?
Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?
They couldn't pull it together.
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?
When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.
They always have a point.
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?
He had a rooting interest.
If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldn’t tell you.
But I always Remember the Titans.
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, “it’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”
(Credit to Brian Regan)
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
There is a guy named Meet in my team.
Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
COVID-19 Trivia Team Name
Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves “COVID-19”
Anyone got any ideas?
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
I was going to join the debating team at University...
But I was talked out of it.
Why has Cinderella been cut from every team she tried out for?
She kept running away from the ball.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running from the ball.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
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