Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.

Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFonziScheme
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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When I was working at McDonald’s I had to wait on an NBA team.

It was a tall order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshep1188
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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They have put together their own Mircosoft Teams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andresdoughmas
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Thanks, localization team
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BonsamBesuDMC2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Ever since my grandpa joined that bobsledding team

He’s been going downhill really fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mexican_Pete
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I almost qualified for the national curling team

But I slid out of contention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Anton LaVey tried to sign with a NBA team

But he was told he doesn't have a shot in hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I was going to join the debating team

but somebody talked me out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.

He's the pitcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?

The A-Men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scatman_24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru9224
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....

You should play defense, no offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanfibers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team

She's a keeper

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.

I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBCrew614
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What did the SWAT team say to the running water?

Freeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christopher_P_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?

They couldn't pull it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?

They were amazing at possessing the ball.

*My son's joke. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.

Guess you could say that it was a close shave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomgz0mbie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?

They're both protons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecalfettucine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.

They always have a point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?

He had a rooting interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldn’t tell you.

But I always Remember the Titans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daniel_Bryan_Fan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"

Allied"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitman07435
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.

At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, β€œit’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”

(Credit to Brian Regan)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munger88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus

They are called the Flu Flux Fang!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/16thPeregrine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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There is a guy named Meet in my team.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4beyt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.

It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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COVID-19 Trivia Team Name

Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves β€œCOVID-19”

Anyone got any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cdogbd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?

Nunchucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKUltraSonic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?

Commander in Chiefs.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I was going to join the debating team at University...

But I was talked out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why has Cinderella been cut from every team she tried out for?

She kept running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sw33tcheeks427
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.

It was the father, son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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