I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team
I was going to join the debating team at University...
But I was talked out of it.
What did the SWAT team say to the running water?
Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?
They couldn't pull it together.
Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
Why has Cinderella been cut from every team she tried out for?
She kept running away from the ball.
Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?
When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.
They always have a point.
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?
He had a rooting interest.
If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldn’t tell you.
But I always Remember the Titans.
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, “it’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”
(Credit to Brian Regan)
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
There is a guy named Meet in my team.
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
Messi leaving his team
Seems like a messy situation to be in.
COVID-19 Trivia Team Name
Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves “COVID-19”
Anyone got any ideas?
One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
"There is no 'I' in TEAM", my boss said.
"No, but there is a 'ME', I replied."
Anyway, I need a new job.
Why does china have the best baseball team?
Because it took out half the world with one bat
My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
Why should china have a base ball team?
Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.
In times like these, laughter is essential. I don't have much, but for the ever vigilant mod team and you, the subscribers of /r/DadJokes, please allow me to offer this open letter...
My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...
That took a lot of balls.
We have a girl named Zara on our team...
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running from the ball.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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