Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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The punny side of r/antimeme
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What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?

He is alright now

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I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.

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All jokes a side
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
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A man gets a phone call from a lady on the other side

Lady : Hello sir I wish to speak with you. You are the father of one of my children.

Man : Oh crap, are you Jessica?

Lady : No.

Man : Cassandra?

Lady : No...

Man : So Beatrice?

Lady : Again, no.

Man : Heather?

Lady : No!

Man : Susan then?

Lady, now very confused : Sir, I am one of your son's teachers at school!

Man, with sudden realization : Oooh... So you're Emily?

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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...

...but I occidentally parked on the west

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What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?

Hyppopotenus

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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
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Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

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So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofmuziq88
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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed my car

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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now!

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Without anything to secure it, and unbeknownst to the driver, the trailer careened off the side of the road

It went off without a hitch

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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.

He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"

Allied"

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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
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Why did the guy who voted for Trump in 2016 switch sides this time?

Because hindsight is 2020.

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What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?

~Nyaan~ bread

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Ill see myself out now πŸ˜…

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Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

So when they come in they can Scandinavian.

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When people ask about my heritage, I tell them there is an unfortunate side effect of my mother being Italian and my father being Polish ....

I’ll make you an offer I can’t understand.

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I was angered to find that my surgeon had installed a fan in my side.

I certainly vented my spleen that day

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Which side does a chicken have the most feathers on?

The outside.

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I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.

I did it to make hens meet.

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Everybody talks about the dark side of Reddit

I can't seem to find it.

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which side of a bird has the most feathers?

the outside

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Why was the man hunched over the side of the dumpster?

He'd thrown his back out.

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Did you hear the joke about the number eight that fell over on it’s side?

It just seems to go on forever.

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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?

Big Ben Dover.

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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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Why does Sweden have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

It’s so when they enter the port, they can Scandinavian.

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What did the right side of my head say to the left?

Comb over and hang out

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Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?

Or is it an either oar situation?

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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

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Just witnessed a tragic car accident where a man lost his entire left side...

He’s all right now

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My wife asked me to get in touch with my more feminine side

So I crashed the car

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Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed the car and didn't talk to her all day for no reason.

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I couldn't decide on which side of the road I wanted to use my loom. On the northbound side the southbound side looked better. And upon crossing to the southbound side, the northbound side looked better. The cops soon arrested me for operating under the influence.

They said I was weaving all over the road.

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What side of the chicken has the most feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CALAZ1986
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When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese.

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