Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off?
Why does Jesus stay on the other side of the road?
He’s afraid to get across
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the side of the road ...
They charged her with littering!
Construction workers don't have side chicks
You don't want to get on a tree's bad side.
To the dank side, poetry leads
I went to the geometry store because I was looking to buy a shape with 4 or less sides...
But I couldn’t find any! They were all gons!!!
How many sides does a circle have?
What did the hospital say to the man with 100% of his left side missing?
The doctor says “He’s alright”
The nurse follows “There’s nothing left!
If you need to find the longest side of a moose
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
I started sleeping on the left side of the bed
It just doesn't feel right.
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
I lost vision on the left side
So now I look everyone right in the eye
If the Scottish and the Irish went to war, no matter the victor, both sides would have kilt it.
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
The punny side of r/antimeme
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side...
What did the chicken say to the duck at the side of the road?
DON'T, you'll never hear the end of it
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
What's the furriest side of a dog?
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?
So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
I just saw two birds flying side by side into the courthouse.
I think they’re called “paraleagles.”
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?