Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches ?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Apple bottom jeans boots with the purr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajuNeupane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Starting at the bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthy_pikey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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How did that guy end up at the bottom of the well in prison?

He felon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoastalCon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What do you call a twitching boat at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Fallen-Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Rock bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_THIS_NUMBERS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean

Nucleotide Bond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What did the staircase tell the man at the bottom?

I am many steps ahead of you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/votepledge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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If you discipline your Rock, does that mean you hit rock bottom?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.

Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.

Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.

Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.

Badum tss

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"

Edit: get consent people

"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbestos_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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My friend lost the the bottom of his shoe

Now he’s sole-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baichuan496
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What's white and lives at the bottom of the ocean?

Ku Klux Klam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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This statement at the bottom of your Just-Eat receipt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CBSpyDoge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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If the bottom of the sea is the seafloor

Then the surface of the sea is the sealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A quote for when you’ve hit rock bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Pinetree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.

I’m on the Key Toe Diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Rock hard bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunkyjimmybob
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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My computer science book has one at the bottom of every page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I saw people putting notes at the bottom of a telephone pole. I asked them what they were doing and one person said:

"We are putting comments under this post"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandschain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What did they say when the reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench?

β€œWe can only go up from here!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeikaDawn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I've hit rock bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I just reached rock-bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stolen_Burrito
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4743
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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For years I told my daughter she was 1/2 Human & 1/2 Mermaid ... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.

It's unfathomable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.

We sorted sorta sordid sodas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welloveramillion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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A man's bottom was frozen solid

You're not supposed to laugh about it, but still

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What's at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

A nervous wreck!!

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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If you don’t want to read it all read the bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PvPzer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom.

But not twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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In the near future we will have cyborgs but they won't have bottoms.

They'll have robutts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiandi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HS_HolyShnikes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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A man was admitted to the hospital with six toy horses stuck in his bottom.

His condition was described as stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sc0ttmcc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said β€œremove cap and twist up bottom”

It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartRipper67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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They always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something.

Not the best way to learn to swim?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-BB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?

Me: No. Why?

Him: To get the ketchup out.

Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roonerspize
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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What do you call a doctor that graduates at the bottom of his class?

Major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belly_bell
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Are people who eat ass called β€˜bottom feeders?’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schattenteufel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Do you know why i hate bottom feeders

Because there all shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodstuff32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What has a bottom at the top?

A leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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I once knew a band composed of guys all born bottom first. Great music, but for some reason, The Breech Boys never made it big.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I've got an amazing joke about a spirit's bottom...

It's genie arse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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What do you call 3 cats at the bottom of a swimming pool?

trois cat sank

edit: trois quatre cinq

edit: the cats are french

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innundator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I really dislike people that always grab the bottom bunk..

I just really think they’re beneath me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No7Jacket
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I recently joined a climbing gym. I've hit rock bottom, but I can only go up from here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWinterShadow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water

needless to say, shawty got l'eau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowthamcity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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Have you ever read the text at the bottom of a map?

It's the stuff of legends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What lays at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluripotense
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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76ers G League has officially hit Bikini Bottom
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Just discovered a crack forming on the bottom of my lower back.

Its my fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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My friend Tom and I were walking through an herb garden. I noticed that the bottoms of my shoes were getting scuffed. He said...

These are the thymes that try men's soles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea?

Kelp! Kelp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YummyKorea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck

(for da best effect read in a nice piratey voice me lads)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Following a bad breakup a bartender advised me that happiness lies at the bottom of a tequila bottle

I took it with a grain of salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Why did the detective keep checking the bottom of his legs?

Because he had his suspicions that something was afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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I was building a tower out of blocks and decided to use a box fan at the bottom

I call it my fan base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trashcancomic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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Is this a pun? Help me get to the bottom of this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andonthe7thday
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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You could say she's hit rock bottom imgur.com/gns6Coh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ajubbajub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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Is this a pun or not? Seriously, we need to get to the bottom of this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andonthe7thday
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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What do you call a thousand outstanding lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

The Great Barrister Reef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinArmuchee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Did you hear about the fish dancing at the bottom of the lake?

Yeah, the were dancing a "crappie jig"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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What do you call a med student that graduated at the bottom on their class?

Doctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravascodet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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If you eat the bottom of the E in EAT

You'll get FAT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfv3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running

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JK! Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkshortsarecool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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What's white and lives at the bottom of the ocean?

The Klu Klux Klam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knurttbuttlet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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Why was the ship at the bottom of the sea, shaking?

It was a nervous wreck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahuge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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I'm playing Bottom in A Midsummer Night's Dream

Anyone unfamiliar with the story: I'm the one who gets my head transformed into a donkey. My joke is so stupidly simple, I just walk up to a fellow cast mate and go

"I'm sorry... For being such an ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StillFreeAudioTwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2014
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankix123
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravenwarrior131
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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