When you are at rock bottom in life...
Rock bottom
If you hit the butt of The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), haven't you hit rock bottom?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
Doctor, Doctor, every time I take a picture of myself, the bottom of the picture is always foggy. It’s making me really fed up.
That’s because you have low selfie steam.
What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?
From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
If your in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and someone's asleep in the top bunk,
Does that mean you're under a rest?
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury
I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the pool.
A man goes to the doctor, and says "doctor, I havent been peeing correctly and its painful". The doctor replies "I will have to perform a prostate exam." As the doctor examines the man, he pulls out an $100 bill out of his bottom. This continues, he keeps pulling out money from this man's bottom.
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
Apple bottom jeans boots with the purr
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
Here's how you know you've really hit rock bottom.
When you slap a marble statue on the butt
Icarus had a lesser known brother. He wanted to swim to the bottom of the ocean.
Instead of wax, he used paraffin.
I recently met with my therapist at the bottom of the ocean.
I just saw a ship builder hit a guy with a structure that runs along the center of a ship's bottom...
He keeled the other fellow just like that!
For years I told my daughter she was 1/2 Human & 1/2 Mermaid ... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
How did that guy end up at the bottom of the well in prison?
What shivers at the bottom of the ocean?
What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?
What has a bottom on the top ?
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What has a bottom at the top?
What has a bottom at its top?
What do you call a boat at the bottom of the ocean that shivers?
Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
If you discipline your Rock, does that mean you hit rock bottom?
What do you call a twitching boat at the bottom of the ocean?
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