Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
Here's how you know you've really hit rock bottom.
When you slap a marble statue on the butt
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
A quote for when you’ve hit rock bottom
I just reached rock-bottom
I recently joined a climbing gym. I've hit rock bottom, but I can only go up from here.
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnson’s ass
They’re hitting rock bottom...
Rock puns
I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.
He’s officially hit Rock bottom.
What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?
When they hit rock bottom.
I like to slap stone statues on their behind sometimes.
I think I'm going to open a store that sells rocks...
When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"
Did you hear about the quarry that went out of business?
My wife hates me.
After our marriage, my sexual fetishes have grown slowly more perverse, but it wasn't until I spanked a statue in public that I realized I had hit rock bottom.
If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt
You’re hitting rock bottom
Dwayne Johnson is taking me to court for sexual harassment because I wouldn't stop spanking him
I've really hit Rock bottom
I have a serious problem. I just have to slap everyones ass, as soon as I see them
Last week, I was out walking when i met Dwayne Johnson. That's the time I realized I had hit rock bottom
I had a dream last night where I was spanking Dwayne Johnson
I literally hit the rock bottom.
What is it called when you get frisky with a rock?
If you discipline your Rock, does that mean you hit rock bottom?
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
How do you discipline your pet rock?
You hit rock bottom!
Sorry....🙄
I slapped Dwayne Johnson’s ass.
I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.
How do you discipline your pet rock?
If you hit Dwayne Johnson's ass
Does it mean you hit rock bottom
Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass
Has really hit rock bottom.
It wasn't until I slapped the statue's ass.
That I realized I had hit rock bottom
How do you punish your pet rock?
I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
Didn't feel like it at the time, but I realized I had hit rock bottom
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
I've officially hit rock bottom.
My sexual fantasies have slowly been getting more perverse...
It wasn't until i spanked a statue that i realised i had hit rock bottom.
Yesterday i slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
I've officially hit rock bottom.
I slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt...
I think I've hit rock bottom.
When you slap Dwayne Johnson on the behind
You've really hit rock bottom.
If you spank Dwayne Johnson...
You have really hit Rock bottom.
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