An ice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?

Cookie D'OH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpazMasterK
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Why didn't the hipster like his ice-cream?

It was way too vanilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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It's ice cream!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...

But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Canned ice is cool

But Candice is cooler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I saw an ice cream holder made of polymerized siloxanes at the store today

But I thought "that's just a silly cone"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elDalvini
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Did you hear about the new tool they use for ice farming?

It's called an ice-sickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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A Penguin sent his car off to the mechanic before going to the ice cream shop...

He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.

Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.

Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JalepenoPeppers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Drinking ice coffee in coronatine

Ice-o-latted

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I heard a stupid Vanilla Ice song the other day. It goes. . .

Dumb dumb dumb-du-duh-dumb dumb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emoburrito96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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What do I do when my ice house falls apart?

Igloo it back together again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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What would you call a sword made of ice?

Excali-buuurrrrr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onthedown_lough
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.

Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashmag3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?

Vein-illa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAH1SH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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How much money do professional ice skaters make in a year?

Eight figures but unfortunately they can't access it because their accounts are frozen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickC-249
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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My kid asked today where I learned to make ice-cream

I answered 'in sundae school', he laugh-snorted, my wife gave me the look we all know here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Eating green ice cream together

Dad: hey, you wanna try some of this ice cream, it's green.

10 y/o Daughter: eww, is that booger flavor?

Dad: no, it's not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortyd1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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What do you call a juice with no ice in it?

Ju.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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No ice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa_papito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now that's all just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,

but now it's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Do you want an ice water, a nice water, or an eye swatter?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApeMafia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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n ice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaimanSense
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted

Chalkolate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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At first my wife was upset at me for spilling some ice in the kitchen

But I explained to her that it was just water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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This ice is sublime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trchappybob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoFish484
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What does an Eskimo get when sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I learned how to make ice cream the other day.

I guess that time at sundae school paid off...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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What did Ernie say when Bert asked him for some ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NothingCanHurtMe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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What do cats put in their ice tea?

Mice cubes!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Ice Cream Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_Elektrisk_z
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I thought about buying an ice cream truck and starting up my own business

But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightAngelic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What do Eskimos get when sitting on the ice for too long?

Polaroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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My son just played "Don't Break The Ice" by himself with two hammers and exclaimed "I won!"

To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badenglishihave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Just-ice is cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Realiest-G
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I was sacked from the ice cream factory today

Just because I refused to work on a Sundae!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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With the COVID virus going around the NHL season is on ice.

I love you all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabidrooster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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My wife was livid when I dropped some ice and it went under the refrigerator.

It's just water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I stared at an ice cube

It was a pretty cool view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingIsHereBoys
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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A polar bear and his son are sitting on the ice

The son looks up at his dad and says, "Hey, dad? Am I a 100% polar bear?"

The dad says, "Yes, son."

A few minutes go by and the son again asks, "You sure? Like all the way?"

The dad gets annoyed and says, "Yes, 100%. Your mothers a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, so you're a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?!"

The son responds, "Cause I'm frickin freezing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byebyefetus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Vanilla Ice had a meltdown the other day.

Now he goes by vanilla puddle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?

It’s a New Delhi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I stole and tried to melt an ice sculpture

When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0lden3agle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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What kind of ice cream do you have after you f*cked your wife too hard?

Sorbet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgrady437
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How does Reese eat her ice cream?

Witherspoon

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Ice is such a hard thing to study

Its such a slippery element to grasp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nativejoel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why are you eating ice cream?

Because it's Sundae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it’s all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Under a post on r/BattleForDreamIsland about Ice Cube
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind

It takes quite a while though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheProff_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Where can you learn to make the best ice cream?

Sundae school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithnigel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Kids: Hey dad, Don Lemon is interviewing Ice-T on TV!

Dad: Half Lemon, half Ice-T? Why didn't you just save time and say it was Arnold Palmer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do Dads say when they fart eating ice cream?

Oops...that's just a little dairy air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firepower98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the crowd throw ice at his majesty?

Someone shouted β€œAll hail the king”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What does an Eskimo get if he sits on the ice for too long? …

... Polaroid’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.

The changing sea son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Just-ice is a dish best served cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainFinn64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Ice Cube ain't playing around!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nascarfan624
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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When my mom asked me what I wanted after my brother stole all the ice from my soda I replied:

JUSTICE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor6872
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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The ice age would be the coolest time to be alive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fistom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Hey, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?

Sherbert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyLilPixels
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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n-ICE joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you call it when you go back for another helping of ice cream?

Secondairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feathers_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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How does the ice cream store train it’s employees?

At Sundae school!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnohthathurt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Did you hear about the ice cream robber?

He was brought into custardy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecolorofsight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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ice ice baby
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlanetCEC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I can sell ice to eskimos.

I’m an estate agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeproductdesign
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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This is why Ice is bad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Just-ice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsBdubz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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You only ever see ice cream trucks turned over on desserted streets.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob-log_cat-log
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Spent way too long making this Italian ice meme
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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How did they recover the frozen philosopher from the ice?

The process was simple; it was well thought out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Word_art_Online
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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My wife got mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it's all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

In sundae school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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