Other people: "So you like ice puns?"
Best 'ice' puns. Go!
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!
Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
This ice truck on my way to work.
What do you call expensive ice?
I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.
Jackie Chan went on a date. What does he say to break the ice?
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
Made my first smoothie but used too much ice.
What do you call someone whose whole life revolves around ice?
What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?
Selling a vacuum in space.
An ice cream van crashed in the street today
The whole area is coned off.
I am getting concerned. Last week I accidentally swallowed an ice cube
And I still haven't pooped it out.
I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.
How do you make an Ice-T album even cooler?
I went to a microbrewery and a soft serve ice cream store the other day.
What’s Adrian‘s favorite ice cream
If an ice cream van breaks down....
...do they have to put out cones ?
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?
Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....
What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?
Is there any ice in Leicester?
There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?
Me: It was my friend Reese.
Her: Huh? how?
What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?
Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?
I was briefly considering one of those ice plunge experiences.
I gifted my back door neighbors a ice crusher.
It was a good ice breaker in the retrospect.
I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.
I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
Just ice is best served cold
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
Chocolate ice cream
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.
Only been getting 25% off.
Why did the ice cream sundae break up?
Where do you learn to make ice cream?