Other people: "So you like ice puns?"

Me: "Hail yeah."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWinterPrince52
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Best 'ice' puns. Go!

What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance πŸ™πŸΌ Have a punderful day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnrqz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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An ice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

Sundae school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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This ice truck on my way to work.
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πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call expensive ice?

Overpriced

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarrotLife34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Ice Cream Cone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJF_62
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.

Then, Sundae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Jackie Chan went on a date. What does he say to break the ice?

Hi-ya!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?

The driver blamed it on the rocky road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belizzb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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N-ice-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coalbucket2
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.

They were Basking Robins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?

a Brrrrr-ito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramboton
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Made my first smoothie but used too much ice.

It kinda sucked...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thermbug
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What do you call someone whose whole life revolves around ice?

An eskimo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?

Selling a vacuum in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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An ice cream van crashed in the street today

The whole area is coned off.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I am getting concerned. Last week I accidentally swallowed an ice cube

And I still haven't pooped it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.

But affogatto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bozezone
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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How do you make an Ice-T album even cooler?

Put an Ice Cube in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I went to a microbrewery and a soft serve ice cream store the other day.

It was called Microsoft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crom2323
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What’s Adrianβ€˜s favorite ice cream

Rocky

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πŸ“…︎ May 09
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If an ice cream van breaks down....

...do they have to put out cones ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?

Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truthcopy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Ice Cube
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall-Nathan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
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Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket

.. Only got 20%Off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuisCAG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?

What a desserter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....

.....the mammothematician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?

It get polaroids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Is there any ice in Leicester?

There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitiamedved
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?

I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?

Me: It was my friend Reese.

Her: Huh? how?

Me: Witherspoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?

Sure Bert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?

He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?

Talent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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I was briefly considering one of those ice plunge experiences.

But I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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I gifted my back door neighbors a ice crusher.

It was a good ice breaker in the retrospect.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.

I said, β€œOi, what’s your game?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Just ice is best served cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wdaloz
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Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?

Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?

They call it Koo-Kee Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Chocolate ice cream

Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said β€œlet’s play a game”. How many β€œvans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said β€œone”(correct) So how many β€œstraws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said β€œone” again (correct) So then how many β€œ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no β€œF” in chocolate ice cream - I said β€œExactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hujiadadi01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.

Only been getting 25% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Why did the ice cream sundae break up?

The banana split

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

In sundae school.

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