What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?

His test-icles

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How do you kill a ghost with an icicle made of frozen liquor?

Spirit

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How do you kill a ghost using liquor that has been frozen in the shape of an icicle?

Spear it

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What do you call a beautiful icicle?

An article.

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👤︎ u/RICLOL56
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How does the snowman get to work?

By icicle

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👤︎ u/JibJabJake
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Some quality Christmas dad jokes.

Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.

Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.

Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.

Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.

Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.

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👤︎ u/14andy4
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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If grizzly bears ride unicycles, what do polar bears ride?

B-icicles

Edit: plural not singular

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👤︎ u/Crmccombs
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Wanna know what male scientist called the first versions of Popsicles?

test icicles

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Getting cold this time of year

With winter pretty much here my little garage ship has been getting pretty cold. I have poor circulation so my fingers become icicles and I drop tools, which can be very dangerous. So I duct taped some gloves to some German electric power tools. This way I keep my fingers warm while still retaining my Fein motor control.

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👤︎ u/Beowolf241
📅︎ Nov 21 2016
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How does a snowman get to work?

By icicle

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👤︎ u/NouEngland
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