Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Large-Wheel-4181
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Brain freeze

My dad is a health care professional and recently had a patient that has been β€œhuffing Freon for the past 18 years.” His response?

β€œI wonder if he gets really bad brain freeze.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_any_3s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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My computer freezes...

...when it overheats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I had to freeze my accounts today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yehyajb9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why did my computer screen freeze

Cause it didn’t have a thick enough coat

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What do you call water that’s impossible to freeze?

Noticeable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?

He thought it was the Just-Ice League!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Pollo_Diablo77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Batman has always had a soft spot for Mr. Freeze.

He thought he looked cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikswobarg7
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Cook or freeze by 2660 BCE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmrtnt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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How do you make Anti-Freeze

You take away her blanket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Nino1319
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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A campsite was forced to freeze its operations for a whole day when a spiteful customer paid his entire expenses in 5 cent coins.

The campsite reports that it is the first time that they've encountered such a tent nickel difficulty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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Why would it be terrible to date Mr. Freeze?

Literally the only thing he ever wants to do is Netflix and Chill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayned0wn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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What does a Jedi do when the app freezes?

He force-stops it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THEVAN3D
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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How bad was Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin?

Well, he put the entire franchise on ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbestfriend9000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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Mom joke courtesy of my fiancΓ©'s mother: how do you make anti-freeze?

Take away her blanket.

I may have laughed a bit too hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandino788
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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