I dropped the perfect terrible pun at work last winter...

So there were 6 of us...

With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)

There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".

Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"

The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.

Best day of my comedic life

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📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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We made a video call with family staying in Mexico, Grandma dropped this one on em

"I think it's winter down there, you guys are freezing all the time!"

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📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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Working the Frozen ride at Epcot

Puns are my thing at Disney, and when the ride would stop working, I would say over the PA system "I'm sorry everybody, but our ride is Frozen at the moment. I know it's a bit of a fixer upper, but Elsa's giving us the cold shoulder right now, she's really freezing us out. (Or Olaf lost his cool and is having a melt down) Once we can have true love thaw out a Frozen ride, well be back up and running!

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📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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Dadjoked My Dad Last Night

I was eating with my folks last night. My dad wants to split a margarita with my mom. So he asks the waitress if he can order one. She then tells him that the freezing machine is down and he can't have one. I said, "Well that's not cool." The waitress rolls her eyes, and a tear streams down my dads face as he congratulates me on the joke. I've never been so proud.

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📅︎ Mar 29 2014
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2 Jalepeños

A baby jalepeño and his papa jalepeño were walking down the street.

The baby says "Daddy, I'm freezing!"

"Nonsense son," says the papa jalepeño. "You're just a little chili."

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📅︎ Nov 07 2013
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