"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
Tequila
I saw it written on a Glass Door.
I’ve just put one on and can only manage 7
It'll still be stationery.
I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
I once knocked an old woman into a treadmill
A frog in a blender.
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
She wanted to see the task manager.
A bit harsh I thought, it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to hospital.
I wanted to prove to my wife that I was serious about raising a family.
Because there is more than one way to skin a cat.
The pullmonary artery
Wong on so many levels.
I was just looking for Mute.
That's a different story.
Because they were Stalin them.
He had a confused Luke on his face.
I was convinced it was a Pull door.
tequila
It'll still be stationery.
It'll always be stationery.
It'll always be stationery
It'll always be stationery
It will still be statioery
Tequila!
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
...is it still stationary?
a frog in a microwave
.. it always remains stationary
Tequila
It'll still be stationary
