It get polaroids
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
No, they’re straight up beare-assed.
A roller bear!
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
The son looks up at his dad and says, "Hey, dad? Am I a 100% polar bear?"
The dad says, "Yes, son."
A few minutes go by and the son again asks, "You sure? Like all the way?"
The dad gets annoyed and says, "Yes, 100%. Your mothers a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, so you're a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?!"
The son responds, "Cause I'm frickin freezing!"
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
"A live stream."
Bear BNB
- this was literally from my dad
Another fish swam near the shore and cried, "WHY. WHY DID YOU EAT MY WIFE, SALMON ELLA?"
Anything you want! They can't hear you!
Hibearnation
But PETA keeps telling me it's a faux pas.
Because they can't BEAR to walk on 4 feet.
Voletariat ursurped beargeosie.
because it has been selectively bread.
A kid had fallen right in front of me and broke his arm above the wrist. I went over to help and comfort him. The paramedic came and she cut his glove off, put a splint on as well as a sling. That's when I said "she likes you, so she put a sling on it" the paramedic and I laughed, the kid didn't
