You might think my portable beverage holder is just ok, but I think it’s
I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...
"Tenacious" might be though.
Lego land might reopen soon.
People are lining up for blocks.
It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy... etsy.me/3nSI0bo
If Optimus Prime finds your joke funny, you might be arrested.
You’ll be charged with vehicular man’s laughter.
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
I think I might be a polygamist.
My wife has multiple personality disorder.
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
I think my friend might be married to a rocking chair
He always claims that his wife rocks
You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring
But it's really quite vaccinating
You might not think engineers are brave...
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.
TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."
Me: "It's still water."
True Story. Proud of Myself.
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
Dracula might have COVID.
He’s been coffin in his sleep.
My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...
Philately will get you nowhere
If Dollar Tree stocked "golden calf" figurines, it might be renamed "I Dollar Tree."
I think my puppy might be a train...
all she does is chew, chew, chew.
I think my cat might be a communist.
He just keeps going on about "Mao Mao Mao".
What might you call people who live in the high Arctic?
Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
I think this might be a repost.
I Was Told You Might Like My Valentines Day Cards ;)
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
My son might not be the best roofer in the world
My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
I might just lean against the wall
If you keep shouting you might get a pony.
You might get a little hoarse.
It might be Eggtra but I found it funny
This might sound a little racist...
...but I hate the 100 meter dash.
It might crack under pressure.
This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school 🙃
Twitter might ban you if you post a COVID joke.
But there is a 95% chance you won’t get it.
I think the best web designers in the world might be
Eight days in and this year looks like it might be as bad as last year. Possibly even worse. If it does turn out worse, well, you know what they say...
I might get stabbed over this:
My sister might as well be a Dad
Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.
Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.
I found out today that I might have OCD
I found out today that I might have OCD
I think my cat might be a communist
he won’t shut up about Mao