This pun might fall flat
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
You might think my portable beverage holder is just ok, but I think itβs
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οΈ May 14 2021
I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...
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οΈ May 17 2021
"Tenacious" might be though.
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οΈ May 11 2021
Lego land might reopen soon.
People are lining up for blocks.
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οΈ May 07 2021
It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
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οΈ May 13 2021
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Hereβs one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
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οΈ May 06 2021
If Optimus Prime finds your joke funny, you might be arrested.
Youβll be charged with vehicular manβs laughter.
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οΈ May 26 2021
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
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οΈ May 06 2021
I think I might be a polygamist.
My wife has multiple personality disorder.
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οΈ Apr 29 2021
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
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οΈ Mar 31 2021
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
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οΈ Mar 04 2021
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
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οΈ May 17 2021
I think my friend might be married to a rocking chair
He always claims that his wife rocks
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οΈ May 11 2021
You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring
But it's really quite vaccinating
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οΈ Apr 03 2021
You might not think engineers are brave...
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
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οΈ Feb 14 2021
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I donβt.
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οΈ Mar 31 2021
TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."
Me: "It's still water."
True Story. Proud of Myself.
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οΈ Apr 15 2021
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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οΈ Oct 04 2020
Dracula might have COVID.
Heβs been coffin in his sleep.
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...
Philately will get you nowhere
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οΈ Apr 15 2021
If Dollar Tree stocked "golden calf" figurines, it might be renamed "I Dollar Tree."
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οΈ Mar 04 2021
I think my puppy might be a train...
all she does is chew, chew, chew.
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οΈ Feb 23 2021
I think my cat might be a communist.
He just keeps going on about "Mao Mao Mao".
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οΈ Mar 13 2021
What might you call people who live in the high Arctic?
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
I think this might be a repost.
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οΈ Jan 26 2021
I Was Told You Might Like My Valentines Day Cards ;)
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οΈ Jan 21 2021
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
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οΈ Jan 26 2021
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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οΈ Jan 09 2021
My son might not be the best roofer in the world
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οΈ Nov 23 2020
My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
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οΈ May 30 2020
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
I might just lean against the wall
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οΈ Jan 30 2021
If you keep shouting you might get a pony.
You might get a little hoarse.
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οΈ Feb 01 2021
It might be Eggtra but I found it funny
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
This might sound a little racist...
...but I hate the 100 meter dash.
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οΈ Jan 18 2021
It might crack under pressure.
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
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οΈ Nov 15 2020
Thought yβall might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school π
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
Twitter might ban you if you post a COVID joke.
But there is a 95% chance you wonβt get it.
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οΈ Dec 14 2020
I think the best web designers in the world might be
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οΈ Jan 13 2021
Eight days in and this year looks like it might be as bad as last year. Possibly even worse. If it does turn out worse, well, you know what they say...
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οΈ Jan 09 2021
I might get stabbed over this:
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οΈ Aug 27 2020
My sister might as well be a Dad
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οΈ Nov 08 2020
Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.
Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
I found out today that I might have OCD
I found out today that I might have OCD
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
I think my cat might be a communist
he wonβt shut up about Mao
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
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