"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My son might not be the best roofer in the world

But he is up there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainSpy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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It might be Eggtra but I found it funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunacanoil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davebelieves
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I think my cat might be a communist

he won’t shut up about Mao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Migroo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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It might crack under pressure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SorenRL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My sister might as well be a Dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpneufeld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I might be dating myself by admitting this...

but since the 80s, I've only gone to the movies alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Might become a doctor

To help people but most importantly when the mailman/mailwoman arrives to my house I can say "just what the doctor ordered"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswagdodo11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Some might consider me a genius in a blazer...

...when really, I just consider myself a khakius in a polo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I found out today that I might have OCD

I found out today that I might have OCD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.

Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maddened
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I might get stabbed over this:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoguy423
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Whatever else you might do on Halloween, don't eat a ghost!

They taste like sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMHeenan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypocreton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Might not work as intended reddit.com/r/technicallyt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReasonableNetwork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My doctor told me that a blindfold might help me sleep, but I don’t know.

I can’t see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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He might have lost this election but he will probably run again in 4 years...

He's just Biden his time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WESMAIN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what then, might two rights make?

The world’s first airplane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said

I can get 5g on my phone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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This joke might or might not be funny.

This is a SchrΓΆ-zinger .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LATROPSP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I have this friend who was worried that they might have coronavirus.

I probably shouldn’t have told them to stay positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Some might find my dad jokes "childish”.

However, they're perfectly appropriate for groan adults.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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After reading this you might be an aware-wolf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/straight-boomin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Might come in handy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I think I might sell my hoover

It’s just collecting dust

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I might get divorced and find a taller woman

Wife’s too short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.

All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.

I would steer clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Might have been posted here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sscr132901
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Taken from cursed comments, thought it might fit here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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This might be hard to get, but a Man walks into a tavern and..ahh forget it.

Too much of an Inn joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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"Doctor, I think I might be deaf."

"So what are the symptoms?"

"A yellow family from Springfield."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWiserKaiser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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People might think that if a Snail loses its shell, they would be faster

But they become more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.

I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stompya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...

"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRVAx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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You might not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?

Because it was extra sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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β€œDoc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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If Dodge made electric cars, you might need a charger for your Charger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinFootspace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I was so scared I might get taken by this van
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crow_Callsign
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I don’t.

I would steer clear of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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