"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
My son might not be the best roofer in the world
It might be Eggtra but I found it funny
This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
I think my cat might be a communist
he won’t shut up about Mao
It might crack under pressure.
My sister might as well be a Dad
I might be dating myself by admitting this...
but since the 80s, I've only gone to the movies alone.
Might become a doctor
To help people but most importantly when the mailman/mailwoman arrives to my house I can say "just what the doctor ordered"
Some might consider me a genius in a blazer...
...when really, I just consider myself a khakius in a polo.
I found out today that I might have OCD
I found out today that I might have OCD
Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.
Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.
My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
I might get stabbed over this:
Whatever else you might do on Halloween, don't eat a ghost!
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
My doctor told me that a blindfold might help me sleep, but I don’t know.
I can’t see myself wearing it.
He might have lost this election but he will probably run again in 4 years...
Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what then, might two rights make?
The world’s first airplane.
My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said
This joke might or might not be funny.
I have this friend who was worried that they might have coronavirus.
I probably shouldn’t have told them to stay positive.
Some might find my dad jokes "childish”.
However, they're perfectly appropriate for groan adults.
After reading this you might be an aware-wolf
I think I might sell my hoover
It’s just collecting dust
I might get divorced and find a taller woman
If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.
All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.
Might have been posted here
Taken from cursed comments, thought it might fit here
This might be hard to get, but a Man walks into a tavern and..ahh forget it.
"Doctor, I think I might be deaf."
"So what are the symptoms?"
"A yellow family from Springfield."
People might think that if a Snail loses its shell, they would be faster
But they become more sluggish.
I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...
"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"
You might not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like...
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
If Dodge made electric cars, you might need a charger for your Charger.
I was so scared I might get taken by this van
Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I don’t.
I would steer clear of them.
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