Playing “tag” in the Addams Family must be very confusing if your cousin’s there...
Poor dude must be spaced out.
Those parents must be nuts
Must've been a good reunion
It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
You must be a salad
Because I like how you’re dressing.
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
The gyms must stay open.
The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!
I must admit that I married your mum for her looks...
But not the one’s she’s been giving me lately
People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.
Everyone on there says they love traveling.
Must....keep....maritime puns....
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
Must be destiny(‘s child)
I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!
I mean, how low can you go?
My toilet must be dutch...
Because it's always clogging
Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
If I must make a joke about Russia...
The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
Cemeteries must be popular.
Everyone is dying to get in there.
"Fellow Spearman, why must you hold your spear in such an irregular stance?"
But then it hit them why he was holding it in a overhand grip.
If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law
... it’s shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
It must really suck being a banker.
Must have been dissapointing
The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.
It never says hi. It just waves
All my crabs were pissed at me after I told them I must cook and eat them...
I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says “you must be single” and I respond with “how did you know?”
She responded, “ because you are ugly!”
Having gay parents must be horrible
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
Must Ingest Nutritional Supplement #42
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
Man must not live by bread alone.
He must also have peanut butter.
There must be a huge percentage of con men named Conner
So basically, stockbrokers.
I've been sitting quietly under citrus trees all day, and I must say...
I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, “why is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted
They were working around the clock
Found this outside my apartment, must be a HALL-epeño!
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?
I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
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