He must feel lonely at (k)night
Hanging out with Leo must be fun
They must've had wet dreams later
Chairman Mao must be an important guy
My cat won't stop talking about him.
Poor dude must be spaced out.
I ran into my nephew yesterday and said, “Wow! You must have grown a foot since I saw you last.”
He said, “Nope. Still have two.”
Don't you hate when the deli is out of lunch meats and you must settle for German sausage?
We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...
‘Far Canal. I hate this place’.
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
I must have shown up late to the Kleptomanic Conference.
All the seats were already taken.
Must've been a good reunion
Must be how they got famous.
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...
Those parents must be nuts
COVID must have a lot of followers now,
Playing “tag” in the Addams Family must be very confusing if your cousin’s there...
It must be really easy being a train engineer
All you have to do is stay on track
I told my wife that I must always be positive. She asked “Why must you?”
“It’s in my blood.” I replied.
It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
You must be a salad
Because I like how you’re dressing.
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
The gyms must stay open.
The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!
Must be destiny(‘s child)
I must admit that I married your mum for her looks...
But not the one’s she’s been giving me lately
Cory Booker must have a hidden family somewhere...
... If he's out there using dadjokes like this: https://i.imgur.com/R6WrI5t.jpg
Must....keep....maritime puns....
If I must make a joke about Russia...
I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!
I mean, how low can you go?
People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.
Everyone on there says they love traveling.
Having gay parents must be horrible
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says “you must be single” and I respond with “how did you know?”
She responded, “ because you are ugly!”
My toilet must be dutch...
Because it's always clogging
Cemeteries must be popular.
Everyone is dying to get in there.
Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
It must really suck being a banker.
If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law
... it’s shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
Must have been dissapointing
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