Grape Juice Puns

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I have O'range of good ones but they all juiced s'grape the surface.

“Well that’s just grape.

Juice.”

My girlfriend's dad (Rocky) makes his own wine and I want to make him a bunch of punny labels for the bottles as a Christmas present. Current leading contenders are:

• Rocky and Bull-wine-kle's Alcoholic Grape Juice
• Rocky Start Wineries
• Rock Hard Wine

Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Sorry for all the wine-ing...

A guy robbed a house and spilled some grape juice. Thankfully though, he managed to wipe it up before it left a stain.

I guess you could say it was a stainless steal.

Dad is pouring some grape juice in the kitchen.

Me: Can I have a glass?

Dad: Sure you can. Would you like something in the glass?

So my family and I are eating our usual thanksgiving dinner, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, you name it. My sister really likes sweet drinks, so she would serve her self a glass of grape juice almost right after her previous ones. After a couple of refills, my dad says "Do you want some dinner with your juice?" He says this for every damn thing. I like syrup on my waffles like the next guy but pour a little much and he says "Want some waffles with your syrup?" Every. Damn. Time.