What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine...
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
My kid asked me if they could have a Grape PowerAde
I told them “With Grape PowerAde comes Grape Responsibility.”
What a grape idea for an old meme.
Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?
He had no raisons to be...
Why are squashed grapes so sensitive?
They always let out a little wine.
During dinner, I turned to my wife and said, “I used to be grapes.”
She said, “Huh?”
Me: Sorry. That must have been the wine talking.
Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?
My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
What does (do?) a spider and a grape have in common?
Everything, except one has 8 legs and the other is a grape.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
Grape’s don’t cry when they get crushed...
But they do let out a little “wine”!
This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
I like to read news articles about grapes
I like to buff up on currant events.
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
Why are bananas favored over grapes?
I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d'etre...
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awareness
"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
How did the grape get to be so wise?
My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"
"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"
I've never been so proud.
People ask me why I hate grapes
What happens when you step on a grape?
It lets out a little wine.
I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
Why did the grape get disqualified from the limbo championship
Not all heroes wear grapes
Scientists published a paper on grapes, consciousness and fruit rights.
It is basically all about raisin awareness.
I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere
The grape didn't say much when he got stepped on.
He just let out a little wine.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
It let out a little whine.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
What did the grape say when he got punched?
Nothing, but he gave a little wine.
What did the grape say when it's crushed?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it let out a little wine
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little whine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
Grapes don't cry when they're crushed
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