What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?
I'm going to start a brew pub that also offers raisins, nuts and oats.
I'll call it the Granola Bar.
Why shouldn't you trust news from a raisin?
Raisin bran
The dyslexic Amish cereal
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
I just swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas
I can’t believe the currant exchange rate
Bill Lumbergh: If you could just rehydrate that raisin
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
Where do raisins keep their money?
Friend: how do you like your pizza and why. Me: no raisin
You know what they say about big raisins.
We should all start paying with Raisins and Sultanas.
I hear the currant exchange rate is excellent.
♫ Rum raisin, how come you taste so good? ♫
Raisins are just old wrinkly grapes.
Then does that mean they’re berryatric?
A raisin, a peanut, and an oat sit down and order a drink.
The bartender says, “what do you think this is, a granola bar? “.
My wife and I were deciding what to eat for breakfast when she asked, “Have you ever tried raisin bagels?”
I replied, “I didn’t know you could raise bagels.”
He is just raisin awareness.
I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.
Why Did the Raisin Farmer Secure a $100k Loan to His Most Productive Raisin Grape Tree?
Because it was his "raisin debt tree" (use French accent).
I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.
It's in my current account.
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
Got the day off from my job at the raisin factory due to a power outage
Raisin The Quality Of The Puns On This Subreddit
Why was the blueberry scared of the raisin?
The raisin was previously known for grape
I was asked why I don't eat raisins.
I'm religious, I'd rather lower my sins.
If you could just rehydrate those raisins
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
You ever see Nicolas Cage in Raisin Arizona?
A shopper walked into the Wegmans and asked where they could find the raisins. The clerk said:
“where the grapes used to be.”
How do raisin’s leave the house?
Whoever thought up raisins...
What did Tony the Tiger say to the milk jug when asked about a bunch of swollen raisins sitting in the corner of the fridge?
In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
I almost exclusively eat raisin bran
Some would go so far as calling me a cereal monogamist.
What's an Amish person's favorite raisin?
What's an amish favorite type of raisin?
What’s a Mennonite’s favorite raisin?
I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate!
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas..
I cannot believe the currant exchange rate
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
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