Why was the strawberry sad?
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to fuck off
That was berry rude of him
A man walks in to a doctors with a strawberry growing on his head.
Doctor: Would you like some cream for that?
Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its mom and dad are in a jam
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What did the mama strawberry say when she saw the mutilated corpses of her children?
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.
When she passed away I fulfilled my promise.
She’s dead and berried.
What happened when a strawberry decided to cross the road?
A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor said...
“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I hate this strawberry so berry much
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
Why was the strawberry late for school?
because it was stuck in a jam
Why couldn’t the strawberry get home?
Seen a strawberry with a gun, robbing a lady.
Guessing he was in a jam.
How do you call a thief strawberry
Why did the car taste of strawberries?
What did the strawberry say when he went to the bank?
Put your hands in the air.
This is a STROBBERY!!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
Why did the strawberry rob a bank?
Because his family was in a jam
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?
What did the bachelorette say to the DJ who was trying to steal her strawberry preserves?
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it
Heard the song about preserved strawberries?
An elderly couple and strawberries
Standing in line at the grocery store with an eldary couple standing just behind me I heard the following conversation.
Man: (He notices the strawberries on display) Oh look, they have strawberries. (extends his arm to pick up a box)
Woman: They're not local, they're probably Polish or something.
Man: I'm going to eat them, not talk to them.
What did the strawberry say when its song came on?
Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my bum
Doctor: Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that.
Why was strawberry sad?
Because her mom was in a jam.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because it's parents were in a jam
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
Why was the baby strawberry crying
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents were in a jam
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam.
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Cause his mom was in a jam
So yesterday I went to the store. All that I got was a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. That was all. Fortunately it was light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Why was the strawberry crying?
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