Picking Strawberries to give away can be a fruitful endeavour! No punnet tendered.
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📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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Yeah i know i suck...
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📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Achievement get! Dadjoked the gf's shopping list.

(We just found out that we're expecting our first child, which made it all the more urgent for me to begin practicing my craft)

Gf writes up list.

On said list: "Some fruit like bananas."

Me: "So...did you want the strawberry-like bananas, the orange-like bananas, the grape-like bananas-

She rolled her eyes so hard they nearly got away.

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📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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I had a strawberry plant..

So when I was about 7 years old I had a strawberry plant, spring and summer passed and there were no strawberries on it. My Dad came home from food shopping one day and told me to check my plant, so I did and there were these amazing strawberries just perched on top of the plant. I grabbed them and ran in to my Dad(ecstatic that I had grown fruit!) and he was sat there laughing eating a strawberry.

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