π︎ 28
π
︎ Jan 15 2021
Why was the strawberry sad?
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jan 20 2021
What do you call a strawberry in math?
π︎ 22
π
︎ Jan 06 2021
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to fuck off
That was berry rude of him
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jan 08 2021
A man walks in to a doctors with a strawberry growing on his head.
Doctor: Would you like some cream for that?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Dec 15 2020
Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?
βCause it was in a jam!
π︎ 5
π
︎ Dec 11 2020
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Nov 14 2020
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its mom and dad are in a jam
π︎ 43
π
︎ Oct 19 2020
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
π︎ 11
π
︎ Oct 20 2020
What did the mama strawberry say when she saw the mutilated corpses of her children?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 20 2020
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
π︎ 11
π
︎ Sep 12 2020
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.
When she passed away I fulfilled my promise.
Sheβs dead and berried.
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Feb 02 2020
What happened when a strawberry decided to cross the road?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Sep 05 2020
A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor said...
βIβll give you some cream to put on thatβ.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jun 17 2020
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jun 22 2020
I hate this strawberry so berry much
π︎ 28
π
︎ Apr 23 2020
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jun 26 2020
Why was the strawberry late for school?
because it was stuck in a jam
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jun 23 2020
Why couldnβt the strawberry get home?
π︎ 23
π
︎ May 14 2020
Seen a strawberry with a gun, robbing a lady.
Guessing he was in a jam.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Apr 30 2020
How do you call a thief strawberry
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 18 2020
Why did the car taste of strawberries?
π︎ 2
π
︎ May 11 2020
What did the strawberry say when he went to the bank?
Put your hands in the air.
This is a STROBBERY!!
π︎ 3
π
︎ Feb 28 2020
What do you call a sad strawberry?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Feb 04 2020
Why did the strawberry rob a bank?
Because his family was in a jam
π︎ 5
π
︎ Nov 28 2019
βͺI mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a π². Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. β¬
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jun 30 2019
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Nov 04 2019
What did the bachelorette say to the DJ who was trying to steal her strawberry preserves?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Sep 25 2019
What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Mar 30 2019
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
π︎ 10
π
︎ Mar 14 2019
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Apr 19 2016
An elderly couple and strawberries
Standing in line at the grocery store with an eldary couple standing just behind me I heard the following conversation.
Man: (He notices the strawberries on display) Oh look, they have strawberries. (extends his arm to pick up a box)
Woman: They're not local, they're probably Polish or something.
Man: I'm going to eat them, not talk to them.
π︎ 4
π
︎ Apr 25 2019
Heard the song about preserved strawberries?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Sep 07 2018
What did the strawberry say when its song came on?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Mar 04 2019
Doctor, Iβve got a strawberry stuck in my bum
Doctor: Donβt worry, Iβve got some cream for that.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Feb 02 2019
Why was strawberry sad?
Because her mom was in a jam.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Oct 02 2020
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because it's parents were in a jam
π︎ 28
π
︎ Jul 16 2020
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
Sheβs dead and berried.
π︎ 400
π
︎ Nov 05 2019
Why was the baby strawberry crying
π︎ 10
π
︎ Mar 22 2020
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents were in a jam
π︎ 10
π
︎ May 12 2020
Why was the little strawberry crying?
π︎ 20
π
︎ Dec 10 2019
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam.
π︎ 17
π
︎ Jul 01 2019
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Cause his mom was in a jam
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 24 2019
So yesterday I went to the store. All that I got was a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. That was all. Fortunately it was light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
π︎ 7
π
︎ Dec 16 2018
Why was the strawberry crying?
π︎ 38
π
︎ Feb 04 2018
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