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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchticStyx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why was the strawberry sad?

Her mom was in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibemecha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What do you call a strawberry in math?

A berry-able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seyasoya
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A Blueberry asked a strawberry to fuck off

That was berry rude of him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geraldoopedreiro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A man walks in to a doctors with a strawberry growing on his head.

Doctor: Would you like some cream for that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GordinhoSA
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?

β€˜Cause it was in a jam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nCRedditor-21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do video games and strawberries have in common?

Not much

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why is the baby strawberry crying?

Because its mom and dad are in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sullyrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why is the baby strawberry crying?

Because its parents are jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did the mama strawberry say when she saw the mutilated corpses of her children?

β€œThat’s my jam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terfsfugoff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?

They cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalMan3663
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.

She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What happened when a strawberry decided to cross the road?

There was a traffic jam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saaiduck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor said...

β€œI’ll give you some cream to put on that”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...

...from the fruits of our labor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I hate this strawberry so berry much
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πŸ‘€︎ u/picu24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...

No, pigs do that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why was the strawberry late for school?

because it was stuck in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why couldn’t the strawberry get home?

He was stuck in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leveonthis
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Seen a strawberry with a gun, robbing a lady.

Guessing he was in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddie7325
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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How do you call a thief strawberry

A rob-berry

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why did the car taste of strawberries?

Because it was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What did the strawberry say when he went to the bank?

Put your hands in the air. This is a STROBBERY!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/22i23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why did the strawberry rob a bank?

Because his family was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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β€ͺI mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.

Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?

Cons-serve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimbobobaboBob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the bachelorette say to the DJ who was trying to steal her strawberry preserves?

"This is my jam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomaYoga
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?

Jam packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t0tallynotSam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1901victorco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries

But I wasn't sure how to fraise it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2016
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An elderly couple and strawberries

Standing in line at the grocery store with an eldary couple standing just behind me I heard the following conversation. Man: (He notices the strawberries on display) Oh look, they have strawberries. (extends his arm to pick up a box) Woman: They're not local, they're probably Polish or something. Man: I'm going to eat them, not talk to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hentesveis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Heard the song about preserved strawberries?

It's my jam these days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb_ravenclaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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What did the strawberry say when its song came on?

"That's my jam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egebung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my bum

Doctor: Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclejr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Why was strawberry sad?

Because her mom was in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because it's parents were in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patty4204
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.

She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why was the baby strawberry crying

Him mom was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because its parents were in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why was the little strawberry crying?

It's mom was in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his parents were in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why was the little strawberry crying?

Cause his mom was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randalla526
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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So yesterday I went to the store. All that I got was a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. That was all. Fortunately it was light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1901victorco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why was the strawberry crying?

His mother was in a jam

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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