My friend creates hybrid animals. She made a cow with human glutes. It turned out to be so cute!
I really like to look at her butt-ox!
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
(I don't know how obscure this is, but if it doesn't make sense click this link)
Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?
It's pretty bat-ass!
What do you call a hybrid between an elephant and a rhino?
'Elliphino
What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?
A gas electric hybrid.
