It will be called FroYo Information.
- Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
Alzheimer's and Diarrhoea . You're running but you don't know where .
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.
But then I'd have to kill you.
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
A Ford Fusion
They're the reason ice mocha a lot of weed
It was called Delicate Essence.
It’s called crap.
I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.
Finance
I work in a retail store with credit card financing signs all over the place. It was slow and boring, so I fixated on said word.
It's a rocky road.
I'll call it 'Just The Dip'
(I'm pretty sure this hasn't been made)
I had a new lock in high school and I said, "The new combination is 17-11-48."
My mom said, "Well, that should be easy to remember. You're 17 now, you were once 11, and you will be 48."
In my biology class not too long ago, we covered a mini unit on invasive species. One of my classmates was giving a presentation on an invasive monkey species, explaining how it is very aggressive in nature and has been known to attack people and other animals in small groups. After hearing this, I couldn't help but raise my hand and pose the question: "So you could say these monkeys use guerrilla warfare?". Almost the entire class groaned simultaneously. It was glorious.
This happened during lunch hour while I was texting a friend. The conversation was boring and mundane until:
She: R U having a girlfriend?
Me: No, I am not having a girlfriend. I am having chicken.
She: Umm...Where did chicken come from????
Me: Egg. Chicken came from egg!
