What do you get when you mix a penis, potato & a boat?

A dick-tator-ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1989JY_Ked
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elculebra98
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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TL;DR: Sorry, I just wanted to say Sir Mix-A-Lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTee123
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Plant Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesGur
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?

The punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belizzb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

Eliphino...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remilius
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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What does Batman mix with his drinks ?

Just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

... why are you ignoring me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viperclutch101
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?

"NO WHEY!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I made you a mix tape! reddit.com/gallery/l12x9d
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?

Letter rip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you get if you mix a dumb person with a donut?

Donut ask me....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l19mxd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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If you take apple, and mix it with pinecone, what does it become?

Probably a lot less tasty.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterThanOP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.

That's just nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?

A slow poke

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?

You get a hajjpodge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takemytwixbyforce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Red wine and fish don't mix....

In fact, mine died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What do you get when you mix a Jewish family with fruit?

Apple Jews (Please don’t take this offensively I’m a dumb 12 year old)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Inoocent_Potato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What do you get when you mix alcohol with pressure in a small space?

BARFITE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...

...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why did the cops mix slabs of sirloin into their suspect's marijuana cigarette?

They were staking out the joint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Our mix of horror and workouts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirarom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What do you get when you mix COVID-19 and Neil Diamond?

Sweeeet quarantiiiiine...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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[OC]Why don't Jedi and E-mails mix very well? youtube.com/watch?v=TXNFw…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHCIB-Channel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you get when you mix Miralax with holy water?

A religious movememt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavanaughphoto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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What do you get when you mix a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.

They will roux the day that they anger me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantum13_6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

For non-programmers: (octal 31 = decimal 25)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you get when you mix a DeLorean and a person?

A Mandalorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What do you get when you mix a penis & a potato?

A dick-tator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1989JY_Ked
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigZagAlien
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

El-eph-i-no

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?

#"NO WHEY!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuriakon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino

Eleph-ino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invaderben123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3Sh4d0wR3turns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you get if you mix an elephant with a rhino?

'Ell if I know!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WizardRob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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