What do you get when you mix a penis, potato & a boat?
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When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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︎ May 25 2021
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TL;DR: Sorry, I just wanted to say Sir Mix-A-Lot
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Plant Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot
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︎ May 03 2021
What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?
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︎ May 24 2021
What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
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︎ May 04 2021
What does Batman mix with his drinks ?
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
... why are you ignoring me?
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
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︎ May 05 2021
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you get if you mix a dumb person with a donut?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
If you take apple, and mix it with pinecone, what does it become?
Probably a lot less tasty.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you get when you mix a tortoise with a porcupine?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Red wine and fish don't mix....
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What do you get when you mix a Jewish family with fruit?
Apple Jews (Please donβt take this offensively Iβm a dumb 12 year old)
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What do you get when you mix alcohol with pressure in a small space?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why did the cops mix slabs of sirloin into their suspect's marijuana cigarette?
They were staking out the joint.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Our mix of horror and workouts
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
What do you get when you mix COVID-19 and Neil Diamond?
Sweeeet quarantiiiiine...
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︎ Mar 28 2020
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What do you get when you mix Miralax with holy water?
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What do you get when you mix a centipede and a parrot?
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︎ Jan 29 2020
When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
For non-programmers: (octal 31 = decimal 25)
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What do you get when you mix a DeLorean and a person?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What do you get when you mix a penis & a potato?
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︎ May 03 2021
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino
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︎ Jun 05 2020
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
What do you get if you mix an elephant with a rhino?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
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