Mixing Bowl Puns

It caused quite a stir.

Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.

It was assault and batter, eh?

"...under the surface are very strong currants."

And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, “what were you thinking?” The man replied, “I don’t know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.”

My Mother was making chocolate pudding in the kitchen and in the middle of mixing it together when my brother walked in. Actual conversation as follows...

Brother: Hey, mom! Can I lick the bowl when you're done?

Mom: No, Joseph. You can use a toilet brush like the rest of the world.

So I was putting butter in my corn and as I was mixing it up some corn fell out of my bowl. So I went to clean up the mess and as I was finishing up I said "all butter"

I was the only one laughing...