Apparently they're mixed up in a custardy battle
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
Because he's eggcentric
In time for Easter, Thom Yolk from Radioegg is just about to drop a new albumin.
I'm cracking up.
"Chicken, please"
My family had to respond to her confused look, assuring her I was pulling her leg.
Note: not a dad yet, but I'm training to be one.
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
I'm gonna crack it soon.
It was an egg ganache tick
"A yolk"
They would crack eachother up
He had cracked up
It becomes egg sighted
He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.
You only get laid once.
Yolk’s on them, I crack myself up!
A yolk-tale :D
A dad yolk.
It got yolked.
I was playing with our toddler when for whatever reason Humpty Dumpty popped in my head. I started trying to think of a funny rhyme about Dumpty cracking open and being unable to pay for US medical care and thus now lives a pain-addled, poor life. Yeah, idk.
Anyway, I couldn’t think of the original second half of the rhyme and so I asked my wife. She told me the rhyme and I said thanks. After a short silence goes by she goes,
“What are you doing, trying to think of another lame dad yolk?”
I didn’t know my son had two dads but I know now
Edit: typos
They are uneggceptable
Egg: Am I a yolk to you?
But nobody would get the yolk
But omelette it slide
Because they crack each other up!
(I’m ‘yolking’ 😂😂😂)
I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!
We all have the same yolks
But I couldn't eggslpain.
Because i feel my life’s becoming a yolk
Never mind, you wouldn't get the yolk.
They'd crack each other up
