Yolk Puns

A list of puns related to "Yolk"

Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

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👤︎ u/Ajellysandwich
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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New Yolk
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👤︎ u/NebulaDraws
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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No yolk, I can make the best egg white omelette.
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👤︎ u/sheineken
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Do Your Wurst. Food Pun Haters, The Yolk's On You (I hope this is allowed) npr.org/sections/thesalt/…
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👤︎ u/KermitMadMan
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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Egg yolk tries to scramble back to safety v.redd.it/i0z1tcciw3k21
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👤︎ u/shadow-_-king
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Dad says egg whites are no yolk.
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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Why does Tom demand his egg cooked with a perfectly circular yolk?

Because he's eggcentric

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👤︎ u/Disrupturous
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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Have you heard the news about Thom Yolk...?

In time for Easter, Thom Yolk from Radioegg is just about to drop a new albumin.

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👤︎ u/CarrotAndGingerJuice
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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Two eggs are sharing yolks, what does one egg say to the other?

I'm cracking up.

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👤︎ u/msaldierna315
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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Used this on my cousin this weekend... he didn't appreciate my yolk imgur.com/cz2eWOk
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👤︎ u/samoerai
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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Sandwich shop employee asked what kind of egg I want (without specifying white or with yolk)

"Chicken, please"

My family had to respond to her confused look, assuring her I was pulling her leg.

Note: not a dad yet, but I'm training to be one.

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👤︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
📅︎ Jan 22 2014
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They would crack eachother up

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👤︎ u/Bon-Echo
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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At least he got laid before he died
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👤︎ u/10Ticklesproduction
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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You’ve gotta be yolking me
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👤︎ u/niko5253
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Are you eggcited for the yolking around, but because it's my first post here, I'm walking on eggshells about posting this, I just hope it says up because the title is eggstremely long.
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👤︎ u/Manulad
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Police were questioning an egg

He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.

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👤︎ u/DogEatingSpaghetti
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted

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👤︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
📅︎ May 12 2020
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This egg is yolked
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👤︎ u/REdd1212
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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What’s the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?

A yolk-tale :D

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👤︎ u/Beanerboysk8r
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you get when you crack a rooster’s egg?

A dad yolk.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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My wife got me good and there was nothing I could do

I was playing with our toddler when for whatever reason Humpty Dumpty popped in my head. I started trying to think of a funny rhyme about Dumpty cracking open and being unable to pay for US medical care and thus now lives a pain-addled, poor life. Yeah, idk.

Anyway, I couldn’t think of the original second half of the rhyme and so I asked my wife. She told me the rhyme and I said thanks. After a short silence goes by she goes,

“What are you doing, trying to think of another lame dad yolk?”

I didn’t know my son had two dads but I know now

Edit: typos

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👤︎ u/BoutTreeeFiddy
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What happened to the egg that kept going to the gym?

It got yolked.

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👤︎ u/ConradFlick
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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My kids said I need to stop with the egg jokes, because they’re not funny.

Yolk’s on them, I crack myself up!

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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This is eggcellent!
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👤︎ u/venomWolf11
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Separating eggs...

Is no yolk

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Wellthat was un eggspected
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👤︎ u/sriramempire
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*

Egg: Am I a yolk to you?

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👤︎ u/goddred
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Can we not make any egg related dad jokes on this sub

They are uneggceptable

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👤︎ u/coffeemist90881
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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This sub is full of eggs

We all have the same yolks

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👤︎ u/charons-voyage
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they crack each other up!

(I’m ‘yolking’ 😂😂😂)

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👤︎ u/bigpapastu
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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I was going to tell a pun about eggs

But nobody would get the yolk

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👤︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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My eggs went to the playground without my permission today.

But omelette it slide

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👤︎ u/Leon_Waffles
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I like puns :)
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👤︎ u/Dytlan-
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a dad who jokes about eggs?

Dad yolks.

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👤︎ u/Teamemb99
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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What does the Jester eat for breakfast?

A pun-cakes

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👤︎ u/rysy0o0
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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My daughter wanted to know how to make an omelet...

But I couldn't eggslpain.

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👤︎ u/l_a_z_y_b_u_g
📅︎ May 12 2020
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I cracked open an egg and all this yellow goo came out.

I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why did the rooster stop laying eggs?

Too many dad yolks

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👤︎ u/SomethingOrigin
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Hit me with breakfast puns

Because i feel my life’s becoming a yolk

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👤︎ u/vinia4labari
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Did you hear the one about egg whites?

Never mind, you wouldn't get the yolk.

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👤︎ u/kgold0
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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My wife asked for eggs this morning

I said: Yolk k

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👤︎ u/Dafracturedbutwhole
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Bad collection of puns

Remember, only come here for cringe, Because this is the ultimate Pun Collection.

  1. What does McDonalds say to the tray when it betrays them? "You traytor!"
  2. Does Spider Man live in an egg? Because i heard he lives in New Yolk.
  3. These puns aren't very eggciting.
  4. lettuce taco bout it?
  5. I will asalt you with puns!
  6. What if your problem involves telling a phone? JUST TELEPHONE ALREADY!
  7. What if Jake stands close to Johnny when talking? He Here's Johnny!
  8. Stop asalting my hard with your judging pursesonality!
  9. I'll play the Yandere Simulater later.
  10. You herd about that show? It's called Spongebob Swearpants.
  11. Why did you diss stew me? (kinda hard to get, but just say it out loud.)
  12. What does someone say sarcastically in the middle of an intense war that was caused by someone? TANKS TO YOU!
  13. What type of plane that loves bounce? Boeing!
  14. How many money did we owe? It said it on the letter right? I don't know, you should've reddit!

I'm sorry for the cringe...

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👤︎ u/Titanium_Steel
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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I tried to break an egg to make an omelette, but it's contents went flying everywhere

Ugh. Yolk.

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👤︎ u/honest2dog
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Did you hear the news about Thom Yolk...?

In time for Easter, Thom Yolk from Radioegg is just about to drop a new albumin.

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👤︎ u/CarrotAndGingerJuice
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up

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👤︎ u/peter7542
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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