But I couldn't eggslpain.
It was good father-son-thyme.
But then, I realized I would miss being a person so I didn't.
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
Omelet you know in a little bit
It’s over easy
You tell it a funny yolk.
I hear it really cracks them up.
Alright, alright omelet you get on with your day
Today I have outdone myself. When asking my sister how her day went, she said that she learned how to cook an omelet today and she said she did really well on it. I then said "next time, omelet you cook breakfast." I swear the look of disgust on her face could turn milk sour, and I couldn't be any prouder of myself.
I said “Sorry, but omelet you down”
Omelet you do that yourself.
Because he always comes into the kitchen saying "Omelet you finish..."
Me: Honey, do you want some of these eggs?
Him: Nah, omelet you eat those.
Me: "hey, how's the omelet, babe?"
Gf: "it's good, a little cheesy though"
Me: "yeah, they usually have better jokes"
