23 Hilarious Frying Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?

He liked to drink risky on the woks

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📅︎ Mar 23 2021

I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"

He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...

'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.

'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.

Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

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👤︎ u/aabesh

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?

Take away its tiny brooms 🧹

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👤︎ u/tthrivi

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...

"Don’t wok away from me!"

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👤︎ u/lovethebigones

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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My first dad joke. Why did snoop dog preheat his frying pan?

For sizzle

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👤︎ u/flushyjames

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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What’s a frying pan’s favorite song?

Home on the range

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👤︎ u/thegreatjamoco

📅︎ Jan 02 2020

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Today I bought a non-stick frying pan

I can confirm that there were no parts of a tree in the pan

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👤︎ u/Spidery7

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Two sausages are frying in a pan

One sausage says to the other: "it's getting pretty hot in here"

The other: "WTF, a talking sausage!?"

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👤︎ u/ipoointhepool

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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How is Europe like a frying pan?

It has Greece at the bottom

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👤︎ u/ChillFamGgNoRe

📅︎ Jul 20 2019

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I was frying some food to go with my fish and my dark started barking

So I screamed “HUSH PUPPY”

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👤︎ u/madijoy14

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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Frying magnesium will never catch on as a hobby...

It's just a flash in the pan.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM

📅︎ Apr 06 2017

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I've recently started a religious order devoted to cutting up and frying potatoes.

We're the Chip Monks.

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👤︎ u/Klogaroth

📅︎ Jan 17 2017

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Wife is frying a lot of mushrooms in a tiny pan.

Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.

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👤︎ u/BeerTodayGoneTomorro

📅︎ May 06 2016

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What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?

... an unidentified frying object

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👤︎ u/DarkPhoenix07

📅︎ Dec 15 2015

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How do you make an egg roll without frying it?

Roll it down a hill.

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👤︎ u/Eskelsar

📅︎ Jan 17 2014

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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???

You take away its little brooms!!!

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👤︎ u/Ciceronic

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away its tiny little broom!

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👤︎ u/derawin07

📅︎ Mar 08 2018

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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchens where a brother is frying chips…

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jul 30 2017

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A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips...

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Apr 15 2017

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How do you get bacon to stop curling in the frying pan?

Take away their brooms.

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👤︎ u/izzyjubejube

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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What did the scientist see in his frying pan?

An Unidentified Frying Object.

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👤︎ u/goshdurnshame

📅︎ Aug 11 2013

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