My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
I want to bake all my bread from now on.
You can say is a loaf-ty goal.
When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
People are so sad I’m not entering the bake off this year.
Even their cakes are in tiers.
How many Rabbi does it take to bake bread?
As many as you want just don’t use eleaven...
I can’t bake a pun that’ll crack you up because they’re all scrambled in my head
My wife told me a French Torte was the hardest thing to bake
Turned out to be a piece of cake
I wanted to have some dessert, but I forgot to bake it.
I guess I couldn't have my cake and heat it too.
I broke up with my girlfriend cuz she always wanted me to help her bake bread...
To bake a Treabeard cake ...
Benjamin Orr from The Cars loved to bake bread.
Every time her looked down at the dough, he thought “I guess you’re just what I kneaded”
My boyfriend told me he wanted to bake pie-
I said "Can I bake a pie with you?"
He said " i'm not tasty enough to be in a pie."
What did the weed smoker bake?
I was going to bake some Hitler-shaped cookies but decided against it.
That sort of thing always leaves a nazi taste in everyone's mouth.
My son ask why we used a pie pan to bake a pie.
I told him so that it would come out pie pan hot.
Managed to bake something on my first try.
I asked my fiancee what letters you need to put together for that ground up stuff you bake bread with. She said it's...
Growing up in Milwaukee my dad always wanted me to learn how to bake
However, I was really just not interested at all.
One day, I decided to make the old man happy and told him I'd like to learn how to make a cake.
He grabbed a bowl, put three eggs in it and handed me a Whisk.
What do I do with this dad?
"Whisk On Son!"
Never let a miserable man bake a cake.
How do you bake toilet paper?
I'm not really sure, but I know How to brown it on one side.
When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.
Did you hear about the man who was running late because he tried to bake chicken with only one ingredient?
He managed to cook it just in thyme.
Me: Anything to eat? Wife: There's salmon I baked in the fridge. Me: Next time you should bake it the oven. Waka waka waka!
My dog kept on chasing people on a bake, it got so bad I had to take it away from him.
I bake a mean apple pie....
Did whoever the apple pie was mean too, cry?
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
When Persian chefs agree to have a bread bake-off...
...do they sign a naan-competition agreement?
I decided to bake some Indian flatbread alongside my BBQ brisket...
...so now I'm a naan smoker.
My friend offers a no bake cookie he made
Friend: Does anyone want a no bake cookie?
Me: Sure (eats cookie).
Friend: How do they taste?
Me: Ehh... They seem a little undercooked.
Commence groans.
At what temperature should you bake a pie in the oven?
360 degrees. That way you get 2pi.
What does a velociraptor need to bake a cake?
http://i.imgur.com/JRyWdug.jpg
No-Bake Cookies
My brother's girlfriend is eating a no-bake cookie in the kitchen. My dad comes in and screams "I didn't bake those for you!!" "In fact no one did!"
I can’t bake a good pun that will crack you up, they’re all just scrambled in my head
People are so sad, I'm not entering the Bake Off this year
Even their cakes are in tiers
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