My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.

Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?

β€œI am the egg pan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisdudeness9829
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet

We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch

Should have used the naan-stick pan instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?

It smelt funny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiritdad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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15-year-old daughter tried to understand me when I exclaimed how much I like a well-seasoned skillet.

You're pan-sexual?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsmymfah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2016
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Skillet

So my daughter burned something because she said the skillet was too hot...So I says to her, I says: while she was using it, it was just an "et" because she didn't have the "skill"! Afterwards, I wish someone had said something along the lines of, "ooh, burn!...just like your food!"...that would've been awesome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samoerai
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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I told my Girlfriend I'd probably eat a skillet for dinner tonight.

She quickly replied "sounds like that would be pretty hard to eat", having herself a laugh at her own cleverness.

I told her not to worry, I was supposed to have more iron in my diet anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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Don't worry I can find the door myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBeansCar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I decided to try growing pot...

So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all. Just water it with Kettle One and wok away without really frying. Hopefully it’ll produce a nice stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My girlfriend and I had an argument about what to make for breakfast.

We hashed things out in the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?

A skillet-ton

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What's a chef's favourite drug?

Pot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…

It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I really like shrimp-fried rice.

It’s amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/admchaps81887
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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My mom asked my dad to check the bacon

Mom: check the bacon in the oven

Dad: still bacon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draked1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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