Peter Pan Puns

I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.

Why are the Lost Boys so poor? It's because they can Never Land a job.

How did Peter Pan get so fat? He keeps eating out at Wendy's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justsomaguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Peter Pan Pun

My girlfriend and I decide to watch through every Peter Pan movie made to date one lazy Sunday because we were going to see the play later in the week

Me: Alright babe, one more movie to go and we're done!

Her: Can we please do something else for a bit, we've been watching Peter Pan all day.

Me: Sooo... you're all petered out....?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yinyang9922
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Pan cake
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?

You take away their brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A cake on a pan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iDrinkMocha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?

Take away its tiny brooms 🧹

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tthrivi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can neverland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.

I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animakitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???

How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???

You take away its little brooms!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceronic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?

Because he Never Lands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWithTheFlan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?

Single-handedly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...

"Don’t wok away from me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethebigones
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Whilst soaring through the skies, Peter Pan got stuck in a tree

Which means he'll probably Neverland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pusilli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says β€œwhat happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”

the first chef responds with β€œthey can if they’re spring onions”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebiunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_pun_man_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Pan pan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garrwolfdog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away it's tiny brooms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TexinFla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...

I don’t feel like there’s a knead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Pan left
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercoincidence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…

It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Peter Pan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamergod4now
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Why is Peter pan always flying?

He never lands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raeiz
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?

Because its non stick.

Source: my actual Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LippyHippy23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?

Because his jokes Neverland :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julianbork
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raizzen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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My son asked me where the pan was at

I told him it went on a wok

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnitzel_voughn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Pan duh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinthierry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherramon
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I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.

It's dishwasher safe!

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My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, "How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!" I smiled and advised…

"Well son, just take away their little brooms."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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mor pans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapipol
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away its tiny little broom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as you’d ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.

He had run out of gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gointobeathell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out

As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do you call bread that overflows from the pan

A containment brioche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fudgey-the-whale
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxlyKei
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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This joke pans out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Drying pan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamyWamyWoo
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What’s a frying pan’s favorite song?

Home on the range

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatjamoco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?

Japan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldie101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He never lands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He never lands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laurens7570
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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