Peter Pan Puns
I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.
Why are the Lost Boys so poor?
It's because they can Never Land a job.
How did Peter Pan get so fat?
He keeps eating out at Wendy's.
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οΈ Jul 03 2020
Peter Pan Pun
My girlfriend and I decide to watch through every Peter Pan movie made to date one lazy Sunday because we were going to see the play later in the week
Me: Alright babe, one more movie to go and we're done!
Her: Can we please do something else for a bit, we've been watching Peter Pan all day.
Me: Sooo... you're all petered out....?
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οΈ Nov 15 2016
Did you ever wonder why Peter Pan is always flying?
Itβs because he can never never land
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
Pans
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οΈ Mar 21 2021
Pan cake
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
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οΈ Mar 20 2021
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
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οΈ Mar 23 2021
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can neverland.
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οΈ Feb 29 2020
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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οΈ Sep 20 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms π§Ή
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οΈ Aug 01 2020
A cake on a pan
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οΈ Oct 05 2020
Pan left
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οΈ Jul 09 2019
I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Donβt wok away from me!"
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οΈ Aug 23 2020
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says βwhat happened? Onions canβt jump by themselvesβ
the first chef responds with βthey can if theyβre spring onionsβ
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οΈ Jul 06 2020
Pan pan
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
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οΈ Nov 25 2019
Peter Pan
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οΈ Mar 06 2020
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I donβt feel like thereβs a knead
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οΈ Aug 06 2020
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole timeβ¦
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
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οΈ May 17 2020
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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οΈ Aug 09 2018
Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
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οΈ Aug 24 2019
Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?
Because his jokes Neverland :D
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οΈ Jan 20 2020
My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, "How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!" I smiled and advisedβ¦
"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
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οΈ Aug 11 2019
Pan duh
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οΈ Dec 19 2019
mor pans
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οΈ May 13 2019
This joke pans out.
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οΈ Sep 26 2018
My son asked me where the pan was at
I told him it went on a wok
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οΈ Mar 10 2020
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
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οΈ Jun 30 2017
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
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οΈ Aug 21 2019
Drying pan
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οΈ Sep 16 2019
Peter Pan jokes...
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
Why Peter Pan always flying?
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οΈ Apr 09 2021
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he can never, never land
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οΈ Apr 05 2021
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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οΈ Dec 17 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
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οΈ Aug 08 2020
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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οΈ Jun 07 2020
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
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οΈ Aug 06 2020
Why is Peter pan always flying?
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οΈ May 15 2020
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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οΈ Jun 03 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
You take away its tiny little broom!
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οΈ Mar 08 2018
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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οΈ Apr 18 2020
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
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οΈ Oct 19 2019
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