For my black jeep.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
It is an extremely rare dish order.
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
I was bee-trayed.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
Discuss
They just rib it.
CHINA FLUUU
Dinnerβs on me
Clockβs a doodled doo.
Sorry, My fault
Lunch is on me
And you say, how much is it per plate?
(Pay-per plate)
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
Sorry, that's my fault.
Lunch' s on me!
A pasta-tute
He spilled the beans!
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
Dinner is on me
I had an escape-pea!
I wish I would have found the food.
"Yes, si vous plate."
Dinner is on me!
Riveting!
It's dishwasher safe!
"I Sharted."
And says: sorry, my fault
His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"
That's the bases of the sport.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
Itβs an extremely rare dish order.
