Entree Puns

It was a Belchin Waffle

That all of his lamps have been stolen!

Waiter: Sir, may I interest you in any dessert? Dad: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

This just happened.

Daughter: I like this new boy DeAntré!

Mom: I can use Deantré in a sentence....

Would you like a drink with De-antré?

An entree-preneur

Foods great but.... not much of an atmosphere

An Entree-preneur.

The guy asks the waiter "Excuse me, is this gluten free?"

The waiter responds "Well it's complimentary as long as you order an entree"

When I was waiting tables in a French bistro, I had a gentleman order the duck confit appetizer, followed by the roast duck entree.

As I cleared his dinner, he said, "Now you can bring me my third duck course."

I said, "I'm afraid I haven't got a duck dessert, Sir."

He said, "No, no - the bill!"

Entree-manure.

Mom: I don't know Son: an entree-peneur

Mom: Get out of here

Server: Would you like the soup or salad with your entree?

Dad: I don't want the super salad, I want the REGULAR one! (Proceeds to guffaw heartily until the server rolls his/her eyes and walks away)

He ordered a chicken breast entree. The waitress said, "Ok, and you get two sides with that."

And he said, "I already have two sides, see? Left side. Right side."

So my dad runs a small business and each year he takes the staff and their spouses out for a fancy dinner to thank them for all their hard work.

So the husband of one of his employees orders the tilapia, a fish entree. The waiter brings it over to him and the first thing my dad does is yell across the table, "Nice catch!"