Steak Puns...
are a rare medium well done
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Steak puns:
Are a rare medium, well done!
My 22 yo son told me! I'm so proud of him! well on his way!
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︎ Sep 08 2013
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
steaks
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
How did you find your steak, sir?
Right next to the potatoes.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, βI like it well done.β
I said, βThanks. That means a lot.β
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A steak that isn't done properly...
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
You know why you never hear any good steak jokes?
It's a rare medium, well-done
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people
It was a rare medium, but well done
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
How does a psychic like her steak?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that Iβve put online! This one is my favourite βHigh Steaks Pokerβ
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︎ Oct 10 2020
How do dinosaurs like their steak?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My friend asked about my secret of making the juiciest steak
He isnβt pleased saying itβs too dry.....
I just told him βit needs more thyme in the panβ
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My friend punched a steak before I got to.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Sometimes I like my steak undercooked.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I recently subscribed to a nice little magazine about steaks.
It's a rare medium well done.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A steak pun
Is a rare medium well done.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
A steak pun
Is rare and medium well done
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Ever heard of a steak pun?
it's a rare medium well done.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
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︎ Apr 27 2019
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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︎ Nov 25 2016
Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
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︎ Jul 23 2018
A steak pun
is a rare medium well done.
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︎ May 27 2019
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Good steak puns...
... are a rare medium well done.
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︎ Feb 21 2017
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
A steak pun
Is a rare medium well done
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︎ Apr 13 2019
What do you guys think of Steak puns?
I think it's a rare medium well done.
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︎ May 27 2016
Steak Puns
They are a rare medium, but usually well done.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
Steak puns
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︎ Dec 22 2016
Steak puns...
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︎ Aug 15 2017
I tried to explain steak puns to my daughter
But it's a rare medium well done.
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︎ Dec 16 2016
A steak pun
... is a medium rarely done well.
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︎ Feb 09 2015
Steak pun
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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︎ Feb 08 2014
A Steak Pun
... Is a rare medium, well done.
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︎ Jan 06 2017
What do you call a good steak pun?
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︎ Sep 25 2015
This is a pretty high steak pun.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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︎ Sep 11 2013
Steak Puns...
They're a rare medium, well done.
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︎ May 04 2015
How do you cook a dramatic steak?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Well, done done done, done da done, done da done
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︎ May 11 2020
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
How does a psychic like their steak?
Medium.
I came up with this at work
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︎ Oct 08 2020
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