It was a bit Chewie
Me!
Me tooo!
Meat ooo!
He said it was a handburger.
Bear Grills
Before he leaves, the father says, “It’s a bison burger”
Cuz he gestate
I look him dead in the eyes and reply, stonefaced
"None. Thier hooves can't form patties."
When I took my first bite I said, “What the Hell Mann?!”
“No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”
“Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”.
It's a square meal
Crowned Beef.
It was very gristly.
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
Caesar nodded in the affirmative and then added "ate two, Brutus."
(My dad actually texted me this joke this morning. I’m 31 years old.)
It was a Nick neck patty whack.
It was a travisty
It was great, but the bill was enormous.
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
Me: Fine. Have it your way.
Because someone dropped a Whopper
Then proceeded to say "well, if it wasn't ground beef before, it is now."
A Luxembourger!
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
It was an absolute whopper
I hope they meat her expectations
Me: “Boys, do you want Gouda cheese on your burgers?”
Husband: “Hurry up and answer your mom. Do you want Gouda cheese or bad cheese on your burger?”
let me introduce you to my burger... *drumroll*
Meet patty
I'll meat you in the middle.
He replied: "No fatty. Just don't eat anything."
Me: It's not a big dill
I like to meat and ketchup
meat
Me: Can i get a burger with no strawberries?
Women: Strawberries?
Me: No thanks
I replied,
“Well actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”
Until the hotdog mustard up the energy to ketchup, and emerged the clear wiener.
He was on a roll!
He called it a bunsen burger
A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.
"Why don't you guys use chairs like everyone else?" I asked.
