A list of puns related to "Burger King"
He really loved the whap-pa!
Crowned Beef.
Me: Fine. Have it your way.
It was an absolute whopper
Because someone dropped a Whopper
A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.
Apparently, the baconator.
Fiance: "For 4.50 Euros I got fries, a large drink and a long chicken"
Me: "That's called a goose"
He told me to leave.
Look, now it's the Royal Wii.
Me: "Hey, you can get 2 Whopper Jrs and 2 small fries for 4 bucks. That's a good deal I guess."
Wife: "Well, it's kinda just like a dollar menu.
Points to each item "Buck, buck, buck, buck."
Me: "Nah, that's the chicken."
The White Castle
He just purchased and ate his 'angry whopper'.
He walks up to the counter and says "I said I wanted an angry whopper, this one was only mildly pissed off".
he does this every time we go there.
I pulled up to Burger King and was asked what I would like to order.
Me: "ummm could I grab..."
Drive through guy: "You'll have to come inside if you want to grab anything."
Thought this fit here.
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