A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.

He really loved the whap-pa!

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What do you call a Burger King hamburger?

Crowned Beef.

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📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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I am herby Burger King
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📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Her: I think we need to break up. I’m sick of your addiction to Burger King.

Me: Fine. Have it your way.

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I can't stand eating at Burger King

So IHop

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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I farted in Burger King

It was an absolute whopper

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👤︎ u/dave11899
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why did everyone run out of Burger King?

Because someone dropped a Whopper

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👤︎ u/greeknicko
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Where The Burger King was born.
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I work at a Chick Fil A, and a customer came in with a Burger King bag, sat down, and started eating.

A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.

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👤︎ u/JonisJive
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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Ronald McDonald and The Burger King were horrified when they heard the news about Wendy's gruesome demise.

Apparently, the baconator.

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Got my fiance today as he was telling me about his Burger King experience

Fiance: "For 4.50 Euros I got fries, a large drink and a long chicken"

Me: "That's called a goose"

He told me to leave.

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👤︎ u/YourYam
📅︎ Oct 26 2016
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*Puts a burger king crown on the gaming console*

Look, now it's the Royal Wii.

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If I worked at Burger King, I would ask customers if they were satisfried with their meals.
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👤︎ u/benofepmn
📅︎ May 23 2014
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Got my wife today while reading a Burger King ad.

Me: "Hey, you can get 2 Whopper Jrs and 2 small fries for 4 bucks. That's a good deal I guess."

Wife: "Well, it's kinda just like a dollar menu.

Points to each item "Buck, buck, buck, buck."

Me: "Nah, that's the chicken."

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Where does the Burger King live?

The White Castle

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Dad at burger king

He just purchased and ate his 'angry whopper'.

He walks up to the counter and says "I said I wanted an angry whopper, this one was only mildly pissed off".

he does this every time we go there.

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👤︎ u/DjTurtl3
📅︎ Jan 30 2014
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Burger King drive through

I pulled up to Burger King and was asked what I would like to order.

Me: "ummm could I grab..."

Drive through guy: "You'll have to come inside if you want to grab anything."

Thought this fit here.

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Vintage Burger King Dad Joke youtube.com/watch?v=iYF3B…
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👤︎ u/duh_bomb
📅︎ Oct 17 2013
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