Who do you get when you mix a crown, a pair of military vehicles, and a tasty noodle dish?

King Twotankramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Roses are red the queen wears a crown

Never gonna give up never gonna let you down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Dentist: "You need a crown."

Me: "Finally, someone who understands me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.

You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?

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The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ak171
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My triple pun Halloween costume deserves the triple crown.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinosaurLegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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β€œHey Dad, why does Jesus wear a crown of thorns in every picture?”

β€œNo idea. That’s a real head-scratcher.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.

She said she didn't remember.

I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!

She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.

Totally worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackdragon8577
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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β€œI can actually say I got a crown on my birthday!”
  • my dad, just before going to the dentist on his birthday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inconsistentme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A Triple Crown Winner?

Affirmed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Why does the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxtenetzxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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*Puts a burger king crown on the gaming console*

Look, now it's the Royal Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharra_Blackfire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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What do you call the rabbit next in line to the crown?

The hare-apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogerOnTesting
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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Just got dad joked about Crown Royal Apple Whiskey

There was a commercial for Crown Royal's new Apple whiskey and I said to my dad, "that looks like it'd be pretty good." He responds with, "Yeah, it'd be worth a shot." I groaned so loud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_pressley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Dad, how did you know American Pharoah was going to win the Triple Crown?

I studied the Gallup Polls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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My dad got me with this one, easily the crown of his week.

So I love orange juice, but I hate how it tastes after having brushed my teeth. So I asked my dad, "Do you know how I can drink orange juice after brushing my teeth?" And since he knows a few good home remedies like that, he says sure, and to follow him to the bathroom.

He has me brush, and as I'm doing that, he explains how the toothpaste does what it does, the chemicals involved, so forth. He then takes me to the kitchen and pours me a glass of orange juice, beginning to explain why the two react and such, and says, "here, see for yourself. " So I take a drink, and of course, its disgusting, and I spit it out.

"And THAT is how you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pubbawubba
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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My dentist informed me today that I need a crown…

Finally! Someone who understands me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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