King Twotankramen.
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
Me: "Finally, someone who understands me."
You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?
That description nails him to a t
βNo idea. Thatβs a real head-scratcher.β
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
- my dad, just before going to the dentist on his birthday.
She probably gets royalties
Look, now it's the Royal Wii.
The hare-apparent
There was a commercial for Crown Royal's new Apple whiskey and I said to my dad, "that looks like it'd be pretty good." He responds with, "Yeah, it'd be worth a shot." I groaned so loud
I studied the Gallup Polls
So I love orange juice, but I hate how it tastes after having brushed my teeth. So I asked my dad, "Do you know how I can drink orange juice after brushing my teeth?" And since he knows a few good home remedies like that, he says sure, and to follow him to the bathroom.
He has me brush, and as I'm doing that, he explains how the toothpaste does what it does, the chemicals involved, so forth. He then takes me to the kitchen and pours me a glass of orange juice, beginning to explain why the two react and such, and says, "here, see for yourself. " So I take a drink, and of course, its disgusting, and I spit it out.
"And THAT is how you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth."
Finally! Someone who understands me!
