The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved

He really raised the bar on that one

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They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.

Maybe that will resolve things.

(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)

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After the G7 summit, they should follow it up with a C major summit

So things can get resolved

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What is the smartest peak one can summit?

Mount Cleverest

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11 people have died on the summit this past week!

Won't those people Everest?

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As a hiker and a climber, summits might not be my favorite

but they're near the top.

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Trump-Kim summit to be held at Sentosa's Capella Hotel in Singapore

Is it going to be very vocal and with no music?

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Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

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Unicode has a code point for messages from Athens about a summit between the leaders of France and China.

GREEK CAPITAL LETTER XI WITH MACRON

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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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Hill areas
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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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The mountains aren't just funny, they're

Hill areas

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📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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My son asked me what it's like to climb Mt. Everest

I summit up for him

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[OC] Hats off to this legend

This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.

Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:

Son: "These Donuts look weird."

Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."

S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"

D: "Because we're at a high altitude."

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Why did the Yorkshireman climb the mountain?

Because it was summit to do.

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You know mountains aren't just funny...

They're hill-areas!

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What does a mountain do at the end of an essay?

He summit up.

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👤︎ u/Sergsune
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How do you add a mountain's peak to another one?

You summit.

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Mountains must be hard to climb.

You can neverest.

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📅︎ Apr 25 2016
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My boyfriend became a dad on a road going over a mountain.

Me reading sign: [Road] Summit - 356 m.

BF: Sigh... It's all downhill from here.

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