The Summit Puns

A list of puns related to "The Summit"

The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved

He really raised the bar on that one

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.

Maybe that will resolve things.

(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)

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👤︎ u/mr_awesome365
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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After the G7 summit, they should follow it up with a C major summit

So things can get resolved

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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What is the smartest peak one can summit?

Mount Cleverest

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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11 people have died on the summit this past week!

Won't those people Everest?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 28 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

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👤︎ u/CybergothiChe
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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Unicode has a code point for messages from Athens about a summit between the leaders of France and China.

GREEK CAPITAL LETTER XI WITH MACRON

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👤︎ u/dokh
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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[OC] Hats off to this legend

This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.

Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:

Son: "These Donuts look weird."

Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."

S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"

D: "Because we're at a high altitude."

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👤︎ u/Inarus06
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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