I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculatorβs support group this morning..
Turns out itβs tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What are the chances of meeting Eminem?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
He missed his next meeting unfortunately
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Everything at the AA meeting was going fine
Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Why are people in Moscow always so early to meetings?
Because they're Russian to them!
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What do you call a gay business meeting?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My 1st meeting
Went to my 1st Rotary club meeting.. surprisingly has nothing to do with old phones..
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Are you ready for the upcoming Zoom meeting?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
The meeting was at 8 and I was 10 minutes late, so I couldn't 8:10 the meeting.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
This is an AA meeting.....
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︎ May 08 2020
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting
/r/Jokes/comments/iya4l4/β¦
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︎ Sep 23 2020
"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I went to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting last night
but all the seats were taken.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Why are Narwhals good at meeting new friends?
They are great at breaking the ice
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What bacteria like to have political meetings?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I was a heavy drinker until I went to AA meetings
Well, now I am still a drinker but at least I lost some weight
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why should you stay calm when meeting a hungry cannibal?
Because it's no good getting in a stew.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
My butt fell asleep during a meeting today.
Now itβs going to be up all night.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
At our PTA meeting, my son's teacher said he's the best she's ever seen at using Elmer's...
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I'm a drinker and I started to go to AA meetings
Now I have no idea who I drink with
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What do you do after you take a break from your online meeting?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
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︎ Jul 02 2020
AA meeting
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.
Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...
the local origami society has folded.
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︎ May 23 2020
AA Meeting
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Today I met a fish and the meeting went pretty well. I told him I would like to meet him again, but it got upset and swam away.
I guess, "I'll catch you later" wasn't the right phrase.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What did the Atheist say upon dying and meeting God?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,
I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
What happened to the sea after meeting the ocean?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
AA meeting
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︎ Dec 20 2017
Why donβt Horses get invited to board meetings?
Because nobody likes a nay-sayer.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.
Maybe that will resolve things.
(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)
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︎ Aug 29 2019
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculatorsβ support group
But it turns out that itβs tomorrow
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
It was open open Mike night.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...
...but all the seats were already taken.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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