An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What did the coke addict say at the KKK meeting?
White power? I thought you said white powder!
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.
Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.
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︎ May 11 2021
Why is the financial meeting never boring?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I had quite the contentious meeting with the local blacksmith
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What did the broom say when he was late for the meeting ?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculatorβs support group this morning..
Turns out itβs tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Jean-Pierreβs dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What are the chances of meeting Eminem?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Everything at the AA meeting was going fine
Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Are you ready for the upcoming Zoom meeting?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
The meeting was at 8 and I was 10 minutes late, so I couldn't 8:10 the meeting.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I went to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting last night
but all the seats were taken.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
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︎ Mar 20 2020
At our PTA meeting, my son's teacher said he's the best she's ever seen at using Elmer's...
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︎ Jul 14 2020
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What did the Atheist say upon dying and meeting God?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Today I met a fish and the meeting went pretty well. I told him I would like to meet him again, but it got upset and swam away.
I guess, "I'll catch you later" wasn't the right phrase.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Meeting famous YouTube stars at PAX East calls for all the puns...
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︎ Mar 12 2017
The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,
I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
What happened to the sea after meeting the ocean?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.
Maybe that will resolve things.
(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)
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︎ Aug 29 2019
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
After the AA meeting, the ghost finally admitted it
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︎ Oct 25 2019
I stood up in the middle of a meeting to fix the time on the clock. My boss told me sit down and do it later. I said...
βI guess itβs probably the wrong time.β
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What did the mouse said to the other mouse upon meeting?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
What did the frog say at the condom product development meeting?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.
Itβs their fall meeting.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
If you're meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time, always wear a bright long-sleeved shirt, gloves and shorts.
You want them to think you're a keeper.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
My brother went to his AA meeting drunk, then he tripped down the stairs.
He's been having lots of trouble with the steps lately.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
What was the broom late to his meeting?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.
Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
It was open open Mike night.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...
...but all the seats were already taken.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...
...but all the seats were already taken.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
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