Iβm excited it see Pun: The Musical
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I'll see myself out π€£
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I see what you did there ( Ν‘β ΝΚ Ν‘β)
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︎ Dec 29 2020
See what I did there?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
How do mountains see?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I personally want to see Radigascar
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Ah, I see what you did there
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What invention allows us to see through walls?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Ah, I see
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What does a Mandalorian say when they see they've gained a few pounds?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
Because Jeans run in a family
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Can you see...?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Making mirrors is a job i could see myself doing
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I went to see my psychiatrist and told him that "no one understands me."
He said, "What do you mean by that?"
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
When you see cows standing in a field, they are good cows.
They are outstanding in their field.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funnyβ¦"
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iβll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Bet choo didn't see that coming
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︎ Dec 10 2020
No matter how bad his career gets, why will you not see Rick Astley waiting tables?
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What should you do if you see a space man?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My dad got a gender reassignment and now I never see him
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Well, it's that time on New Year's Eve. I'll see you all...
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When you're driving but can't see that well...
Pretty much the first dad joke I've ever seen that requires a video punchline.
https://i.imgur.com/pfZya7P.gifv
Originally posted to /r/IdiotsInCars/ by /u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I did knot see that one coming!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I went to see a physiotherapist recently for a spinal injury.
He was so encouraging, he assured me that he has my back.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I cant see why I am posting this, no one else will see this post
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I would like to see a heart attack
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︎ Nov 27 2020
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How do mountains see?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
There's one job I could see myself doing
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︎ Dec 19 2020
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