I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical
I see what you did there ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
I personally want to see Radigascar
Ah, I see what you did there
I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
What does a Mandalorian say when they see they've gained a few pounds?
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
Because Jeans run in a family
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
Making mirrors is a job i could see myself doing
I went to see my psychiatrist and told him that "no one understands me."
He said, "What do you mean by that?"
My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?
I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
When you see cows standing in a field, they are good cows.
They are outstanding in their field.
Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
Bet choo didn't see that coming
No matter how bad his career gets, why will you not see Rick Astley waiting tables?
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
What should you do if you see a space man?
My dad got a gender reassignment and now I never see him
Well, it's that time on New Year's Eve. I'll see you all...
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
When you're driving but can't see that well...
Pretty much the first dad joke I've ever seen that requires a video punchline.
Originally posted to /r/IdiotsInCars/ by /u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U
I did knot see that one coming!
I went to see a physiotherapist recently for a spinal injury.
He was so encouraging, he assured me that he has my back.
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
I cant see why I am posting this, no one else will see this post
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...
I would like to see a heart attack
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
There's one job I could see myself doing