Kleptomaniacs don’t really understand puns.
Kleptomaniacs don’t really understand puns ... they take everything literally.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down.
Do you think it's stumped?
Couldn't understand why my dog was totally motionless....
Then I realised, it was on paws.
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
I don't understand how Elvis got so fat....
He ate nothing but a hound dog.
Thank you, thank you very much.....
I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
I don’t understand why I can't lose weight.
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
I went to see my psychiatrist and told him that "no one understands me."
He said, "What do you mean by that?"
My wife says I don’t understand prepositional phrases.
I told her to get under it!
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.
I said, “No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness"
All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.
My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!
I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...
It’s a bit calculated to understand this pun
A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
As a blind comedian, I have been trying to understand my audience.
My son didn't understand what i do as an electrician.
He was shocked after i explained.
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
totally not his fault, can understand
Why could no one understand the trains reasoning.
Took me a moment to understand
I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
What’s Kesha done to deserve this?
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
So, you do understand how constantly treating life like an improv class is unhealthy right?
My daughter said she did not understand probability
I said, "What are the chances"
Kleptomaniacs don’t really understand puns
They take everything literally
Why don't Kleptomaniacs understand puns?
Because they take things literally.
Kleptomaniacs never understand jokes.
They always take things, literally.
I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
“Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”
“No, it’s easy as 1,1,2, 3.”
I can’t understand why my calculator wont work.
I still don't understand cloning machines
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